Top 10 Reasons Why: Russia Wants To Attack Scandinavia
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by Roteda
Time for the next list then, this will only be posted in one country, USA. Just to see if it will get more votes in one country or if it will get more in three. I want to thank everyone who are subscribing, got my Media Mogul Medal a couple of hours ago. This list was the hardest list so far, after 7 reasons it got extremely hard to come up with more. But, it got done. Anyways, on the menu today is this:
Top 10 Reasons Why: Russia Wants To Attack Scandinavia
10. I did not give them any of those 100 free weapons.
9. They've heard that Scandinavia have democracy, and wants to know what that is.
8. Russians like getting humiliated, and since they have been thrown out of North America, the only place left to get humiliated in is Scandinavia.
7. They heard that Scandinavian countries have pride and self-respect, and thought that conquering Scandinavia will mean that they get some of it.
6. "When you can't beat someone your own size, you try to beat someone smaller"
5. Because Hungary and Indonesia told them to attack Scandinavia.
4. They hope to earn currency from conquering regions, since they are in need of gold from having to buy Urals back from Hungary.
3. They are in need of High regions, since Indonesia still occupies WSR.
2. They have heard that Sweden is a rich country, and they need gold to buy WSR back from Indonesia.
And once again we have arrived to the reason who beats every other reason, the most important one. The list number one:
1. Because they want to get a border with UK to be able to attack them (Seriously, no one likes UK)
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Earlier lists:
1. Why peace sucks
2. Why UK Military Can't Win A Battle
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OMG 😃😃😃
1. Because they want to get a border with UK to be able to attack them (Seriously, no one likes UK)
+1
The awesomeness is huge in this article.
Voted
Makes sense to me
LOL
Looks legit to me.
You have missed another reason:
Because eRussia was tired of being backstabbed in order to block it.
Russians are too afraid to attack Finland. It's not like Finland would WIN or anything. What is the problem?
im from the uk and i hate them too (the euk that is, not the real uk)
Scotspirit: RL UK is nice 🙂 eUK, not so much.
Ya eUK sucks. The UK is awesome! 😃
Russia, just give it up man. You can't hold them for very long even if you succeed in conquering them.
Elvroy, just to recap - was it eNorway or eFinland who attacked eRussia when it was fighting in eUSA? 🙂
Great, make UK no.1 in every list, whatever it takes 😃
LOL
Ceterum censeo PEACE esse delendam
Elvroy: Finland would not win maybe, but EDEN would.
>> "When you can't beat someone your own size, you try to beat someone smaller"
>> Because Hungary and Indonesia told them to attack Scandinavia.
😁 !! 😃 😃
they are after medium grain in Ostlandet
Funny as hell just as always Big vote 😃😃
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nice
Voted. Going to quote now.
"Its funny cuz its true"
Nope, they want to claim Riurik's home village as rightful eRussian territory.
1. Because they want to get a border with UK to be able to attack them (Seriously, no one likes UK)
It would almost be worth it for them to have it then, wouldn't it? 😃
lol
lol xD
hehehe from eCanada
1. Because they want to get a border with UK to be able to attack them (Seriously, no one likes UK)
Completely agreed.
Don't you get bored to read this pseudopatriotic bullsh*t over and over again? One topic is like previous one. Don't author has other ideas but "how to mix (e?)Russia's name with dirt"? And the funniest thing is that you dont know anything 'bout Russia besides what you've been told by your media. Author, in my opinion, is a schoolboy who wants profit of subscribes by the hatred against Russia.
p.s. "Voted. Going to quote now.
"Its funny cuz its true""
Oh yeah, you are really know ALOT. You must be an american ambassador in Russia.
Kiss on it 🙂
I'm sure they realized being a Russian sucks. They're going to occupy Scandinavia, retreat all their original regions to Indonesia and pretend they're humans.
No,dude, I'm proud of being Russian 🙂
Winning or loosing, I'm proud, no matter what.
Indonesia 🙂
PEACE and LULZ
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peace-the-lulz-never-end-960438/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peac[..]/1/20
eRUSSIA IS eGAY
ALSO IRL GAY
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1. Because they want to get a border with UK to be able to attack them (Seriously, no one likes UK)
moar epikness
Propaganda article.
Hail neutral Estonia!
True story.
I had a good laugh from this article. Thanks. This is so much more than a simple "lol."
voted!