Toothpaste shows tactical genius.
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by Lerdeif
As you could read in the last edition of "Et land i forfald", the swedish empire is on the brink of inner corruption that undoubtfully will lead to its downfall.
Back then I questioned the yellow-blue pure-bloods in power who seemed passive if not ignorant to the problem.
For the last two weeks a massive threat has been closing in from the horizon, leading the mighty swedish nation near a total collapse.
But now one man steps up. One man shows the will and courage to act! Toothpaste shows his tactical genius.
The swedish president now repays his faithful voters, by protecting them from the "danish disease" before it spreads (read the previous edition of the newspaper). His plan to quarantine the areas already corrupted beyond cure (mainly Hovedstaden and the surounding area) is both a necessity and wise. Isolating this zone behind large swedish fences, and letting the natives within live under their old flag in anarchy and despair, will not only keep the plague from engulfing the whole empire, but also function as an excellent warning to the healthy parts of Sweden. The danish no-mans-land will remind the civil areas surounding it of the consequences of giving up swedish ideals, thereby ensuring a healthy nation.
Of course the majority of the old nation Denmark needs to be kept under swedish control. As a symbol of swedish superiority and a warning to potential hostile nations. In addition the simple minded danish farmers of those areas will be much easier to control.
The danish disease might be kept down after all.
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Toothpaste...we will be watching you. Closely.
Nice avatar Twili-err... i mean Lerdeif.
NO! We can't let the danish people have one region, if we do they will continue to demand more, what toothpaste dose is nothing but what a coward would do.
Danmark är ute ur spelet och ska inte tillbaks. Glöm det! Förräderiet måste stoppas.
I wonder if this dude would write about a swedish disease when denmark would occupie swedish regions. Him speaking about simple minded farmes while being even more simple is kind of funny though. xD
This new surge in anti-danish opinion is, not surprisingly, coming from appoximately 4 guys, who weren't even here when we conquered denmark.
Dear Guenther Becks.
If you read the previous article I was refering to you would know that there can be no such phenomenon as a "swedish disease" - As the swedish values and customs are so far from the sick narrowminded of the danes. The only threat to your admirable nation is the spread of the danish disease.
I hope my answer helped you.
(Otherwise you can give it some thought while you go milk the cows) 😉