To Any eSouth Africans Worried About eUSA's National Goals
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by Shiloh DeGreat
Hello my South Africans. I've come to talk with you again.
Recently I was chosen to be South Africa's Ambassador to the eUnited States of America. In my first ambassador report, I pointed out that the USA's National Goals contained South African regions. I assumed that it was either a result of humor or indifference, that Blank Keating either clicked South African regions because they're pretty isolated from America and it's funny, or because whatever clicking buttons there national goals.
I assumed that South Africa was not a target to Americans. While I don't live in the eUSA's community, I'm active enough to have noticed war cries against South Africa. But there was nothing; not even whispers. On top of that, I figured that America would have to go through at least one hundred thousand trillion countries to get to South Africa. So again, I thought nothing of it.
Unfortunately, a few did not share my sentiment. A few people demanded the eUSA apologize to the South African government. I explained the strategy, but intent or no, some thought the goals were inciting. It resulted in our president, Crumoet, having a discussion with an apparently confused Keating. Keating claimed that he had no knowledge of the goals and was surprised at the situation. This was enough to satisfy the initial doubters, but some new to the situation were still anxious.
But I believed in America. Trust is a two-way street. After searching and still finding no talk on a South African invasion, I finally checked the source.
Boom.
None of Blank Keating's goals are South African regions. Other countries have no goals, despite the winning president listing goals in his/her campaign. Since it's obviously impossible to change your goals after elections, there's no way Blank Keating could have won with a different goal then switched them after incumbency. The eUSA's national goals are therefore a result of a glitch and not a genuine declaration of war, nor is it inciting an attack on South Africa.
DAMN I'M GOOD
CAN YOU FEEL IT? HUH? HUH?!?!
-Shiloh DeGreat
Great eSouth African Ambassador to the eUnited States of America, or Greatest eSouth African Ambassador to the eUnited States of America?
P.S. America, sign an MPP with us soon~
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Dear Mercuh,
You can't spell USA with out U & SA.
eSouth Africa('s Ambassador to you)
they aint that crazy. 07
good job
better be
People actually thought the eUSA wanted to invade us? Im completely out of the loop with our relations towards the US and even I can see that'd be retarded.
Seisan, it was only like three people, but this is mainly to benefit the people in the next month who will see eUSA's goals and say, "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S SOUTH AFRICA!
YOU GUYS, THEY'RE GONNA ATTACK SOUTH AFRICA! THAT'S NOT RIGHT! LET'S STOP THEM FROM INVADING SOUTH AFRICA! SIGN WITH ONE!"
Should that kind of dumb happen, I want this article to be here for easy access. Then I can look smarter and they can look dumber.
good article voted.
voting for the video 🙂 miaow
Lol. USA invade eSA.
Great article, voted!
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Shit, how did I miss this. I looked at Keatings National goals on election day and there were no eSA regions.
This much be a glitch
Voted 😛
Oh Shiloh what would we do without you?
I can tell you, I did set my goals to conquer eSouth Africa
eSouth Africa is eBelgium!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~ CHAINSHOUT ~~~
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I knew it Fhae, they all doubted me BUT I KNEW IT, I SAW IT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!
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You can't spell USA with out U & SA.
Love you bros ;3
great article