Join the new world

Pot pourri

---

"The only way to get over the past is to leave it behind. If you spend your time re-living moments that are gone forever, you might miss the special moments that are yet to come."

-- Susan Gale



Jokes

---

Three priests are chatting about this and that, and the fact that Lent is about to begin. The first priest says he's going to give up red meat for Lent.

The second priest thinks for a minute and says he's going to give up sweets for Lent.

The third priest's attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4- inch heels and a tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give up for Lent.

After regaining control of himself he returns to the conversation and replies, "Celibacy."

-o-o-o-o-

A dude went into the drug store and asked to buy a rubber. The clerk told him he doesn't sell condoms one at a time, he only sells packages of 6, 8 or 12. The dude asks, "Why is that?"

The clerk said, "Well, I don't make any money off these things, but I carry them for my regular customers. Anyway, that's how they buy them."

The dude asks, "But why 6, 8, or 12?"

The clerk answered, "Well, those packs of six are for my Mexican customers. You know, they do it six days a week and rest on the Sabbath."

He asked about the pack of eight.

The clerk replied, “Those are for my black customers. You know, they do it seven days a week -- and twice on Sunday."

He then asked, "And the packs of twelve?"

"Oh...That's for my married white customers. You know, January, February, March..."

-o-o-o-o-

A blonde's neighbor's house was on fire so she called 911.

The blonde told the operator, "My neighbor's house is on fire!" he operator asked, "Where are you?"

The blonde answered, "At my house."

Emergency operator replied, "No, I'm asking how do we get there?"

"In a fire truck, duh!", came the reply

-o-o-o-o-

Tomorrow they are opening a time capsule we buried when I was a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now.