Throwing the proverbial hat into the proverbial ring

Day 1,368, 18:31 • Published in USA USA • by Caleb Uzumaki

Citizens of New Mexico, care for some music?
I, Caleb Uzumaki, declare my candidacy for Congress in New Mexico



I'm proud to announce that I am running for the glorious state of New Mexico in the Congressional Elections under the banner of the AMP. I'm not going to promise you a bajillionfajillion dollars or free health care, but I CAN promise to be your voice in Congress. I am running with the endorsement of the American Military Party, a party that gives voice to all citizens of America. I proudly support the ideas of the American Military Party and will represent them as well as the will of the people of Arizona in congress. I bring to the table:

Dedication!

I've been playing eRep since scrabman was elected president back in '09.

Experience!

I was the former ambassador to Portugal and I have served in the old Training Corps, the National Guard, the Army, and I currently serve in the Mobile Infantry.

Bases!

This one pretty much explains itself.

Remember, vote for me on the 25th!

And of course, can't forget the bewbs!


Stay frosty, my friends.
--Caleb U.