Threat On The Horizon

Day 1,982, 12:50 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Marmaduke IV

Imagine this: Am immaculate, clean white tiled floor. Like one you'd see in a scifi movie or white person's bathroom. So clean and shiny, a faint aroma of sterile bleach.



Then imagine this: A dirty homeless person walks into this clean bathroom and decides it is in his best interests to poop on the floor. He squats down and defecates all over the spotless tiles. The clumps of black, brown, green devil pudding smearing as he presses his butt cheeks against the tile, a stream of gooey liquid now flows through the cracks on the floor.



No, I am not talking about the local Walmart. This is what we civilized people call a "metaphor". I will now pause for a moment while Turks and Macedonians attempt to google this strange, long word.



We are coming to a crossroads. We have two large, growing groups of foreigners who despite their promises and assertions pose a direct threat to the sovereignty of this nation. It is only a matter of time now until they group together and cause extreme damage to our society.

Long have I argued for equality, anti-elitism, and inclusion, but these people do not want to be included. They have no interest in participating in our community. They want control and power and nothing else.

They refuse to integrate, communicate, and for that matter, speak our common tongue.



The Turks, despite their initial promises, have politicized. They now attempt to PTO congressional chairs by running candidates in several parties. Be weary, voters. Hold your votes as long as possible. We must do what we can to quash this rebel threat.