Join the new world

Already have an account? Login



What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Thomas Jane goes to Ontario

Day 601, 13:56 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Tom Jane

It's true, Tom Jane has migrated from his street corner in Cape Breton to a much more crowded street corner in Ottawa. Though this may make work as the first Homeless Congressperson in Canada's history easier, he misses the savoury maritime air. Now Tom Jane has tried 420 mile walks before, but he frequently get distracted by the "Afternoon Delight" or Hawaiian blends. Once Tom Jane was found trying to devour a huge plaster donut. C'est la vie.

Please help Tom Jane reclaim his beautiful maritime 'home' in Nova Scotia. It seemed as if nothing worse could befall Homeless Dad, but now he is a man without a province!

I feel blue, perhaps it is time to call the Blue Man Group...