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Day 1,948, 03:23 • Published in Australia Argentina

• by Pat McCrutch

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Green and Gold Party,Australia and indeed anywhere else in the world,

I stand before you to offer my services as a congress member.

Before I start I'd like to say;

Now everyone knows you need a slogan to be a successful politician.
*See
"Move Forward" -Julia Gillard
"I Have A Dream" - Barack Obama, although he wasn't original enough to come up with his own.
and
"Uh........aahhhh.....well..um"-Tony Abbot.

I know we may only be in the stages of pre-selection at the moment, but the thingy asked me for a presentation, so here I am to deliver!Which is why I am unveiling the Pat McCrutch April 2013 Campaign Slogan,

And remember a vote for Pat McCrutch is a vote for ~~my political gain~~ all things good!

Comments

Aussiee Bloke Day 1,948, 04:16

Its a vote for all things good!

Lord TJ Day 1,948, 09:46

I fear Pat McCrutch is refusing to state one way or the other whether he supports a Carbon Tax.

Pat McCrutch Day 1,948, 19:11

What I do have to say on the issue is that it is very important that Australia makes the right decision when it comes to the future. By voting for me you are voting for all things good. If you think the Carbon Tax is good then a vote for me is a vote for the Carbon Tax. If you don't think that the Carbon Tax is good, then a vote for me is a vote for no carbon tax.

Nicky6Fingers Day 1,948, 10:34

i think Obama' thing was "Change"

lancer450 Day 1,948, 13:25

For 2008, yes. For 2012, it was actually "Forward." I don't believe he ever used "I have a dream" as an official slogan.

Pat McCrutch Day 1,948, 19:08

Shudup, he used it in one of his speeches.... >.>

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