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Thinking of becoming a henchman? Hench with us!

Day 1,135, 22:50 • Published in USA USA

• by S.E.E.S

Are you the bully of your school? Or even the victim of bullying? Do you watch movies about costumed heroes and think "Wow, that guy's a pussy. I sure hope a much cooler bad guy kicks his ass."? Does it seem like I'm reading your mind?

I am not a mind reader. You, like so many others are drawn to the sexy, action packed lifestyle of the professional henchman. You think that you could never be a henchman? Are you a just a normal guy who is between the age of 18 and 30? Are you a loner? Do you lack ties to friends and family? Then you sir, are the perfect candidate for costumed aggression.

Do you get to carry a piece, you ask? But of course! Your standard Grade 1 henchman in service of the Mighty Emerick is issued a summoning card and a Q1 weapon, to name only a few of the exciting accoutrements that will aid the henchman in his wondrous world of career henching.

Our ride? We ride in helicopters into battle on the daily. How does that sound to you?

Can you already feel your life getting better?

This could be your life.

This could be your life.

Do the research. Choose SEES.

Comments

Jon Malcom Day 1,135, 22:51

Wow what a bunch of pussy henchman..

gagah Day 1,135, 22:56

Posting to heterosexual up the comment section

Turd Fergusen Day 1,135, 23:02

In SEES we beat up people like Jon Malcom, who has probably never been laid. Hail to Der Fuhrer Emerick!

Jon Malcom Day 1,135, 23:02

your name is gagah...your point is moot

Jon Malcom Day 1,135, 23:07

I'm finding it funny that I'm trolling the people who troll. I really have nothing against SEES. I wish they had chosen fighter jets instead of helicopters. Yes I know jets are gay in your opinion...Can a helicopter break the sound barrier? No it can't. Can a helicopter get shot off a carrier? No it can't. Why is called Top Gun? Because it's freakin awesome. Ok now you guys can troll the hell out of this comment.

St Krems Day 1,135, 23:26

But I just don't know if a life of costume agression is my calling. What are your retirement options like?

gagah Day 1,135, 23:56

Jon Malcom: you're not trolling, you're flaunting your ignorance. eRep doesn't have jets., you dolt.

St Krems: if you do well, you could find yourself living a comfortable lifestyle on the Council of Thirteen, or even serving as the Sovereign himself! Or you could die in the line of duty, most likely. But in all seriousness, our retirement packages are quite substantive. I'll send you a pamphlet if you like.