Think You Have a Problem?

Day 1,492, 12:30 • Published in USA USA • by Sir Gulden Draak

Ever feel like you have a problem? Do you wake up in the morning craving that next hit? Have you ever performed sexual favors for erepublik gold? Well now you can find out if you are really an addict and if you need help. If you find yourself fitting into the statements below, it is best you seek help. Destroy your account, and donate all your funds to me.

1. You spend more time on the erepublik wiki then you do actual wikipedia.

2. Your erepublik character wiki page would be far more interesting than if someone made a real life wikipedia page of you.

3. When someone tells you that they have a limited time offer, you don’t get concerned because you feel that they will just offer it again.



I thought they would come back, they never did 😞

4. You are failing your foreign language class in real life, but you have learned all the curse words in several different languages so you can insult the members of the alliance you are not in.

5. You have signed your erepublik name instead of your real life name on an important document.

6. When filling out forms and surveys in real life, under religion you are surprised to find that there is no box you can check for Dioism. So you write it in.



Dio Brando, F*** yeah!

7. You have turned in an article you wrote in erep for a real life school paper.

8. You spend more time talking to people on erep than you do people in real life.

9. You see your real life friends everyday, but you consider your erep friends to be more cool despite the fact that you have never met or seen them.

10. Your monthly budget makes room for an erep gold pruchase.

11. You would rather have $200 worth of erepublik gold than real life gold.

12. You can name more erepublik presidents than you can real life presidents.



Who are these guys?

13. You can more accurately guess the erepublik population of any given nation than you can its real life population.

14. You shout more on erepublik than you update your facebook status/tweet

15. You haven’t read a book yet this year, but you have read hundreds of erep articles.

16. You pay more attention to the political conditions in erepublik countries than you do real life countries.

17. You have spent more time volunteering for an erepublik political campaign, than you have a real life one.

There are several more I could add to this list, but I will stop it here. If you think you have a problem, please seek help by donating all your stuff to me. In the mean time, vote, sub, and shout this paper. Thanks!

Stay thirsty my friends,

Sir Gulden Draak