They shall remember the 25th of april as the Long Swords Rebellion.

Day 885, 09:12 • Published in Canada Canada • by Chucky Norris

*please refer to my other article for more information. This was only a fake attempt to send a message.


Today is the dawn of a new era in eCanada, The Long Swords Rebellion is now operational.

As some might have notice, the movement has grown sizeably large in the last few days. Well I guess it's time to tell you what was the purpose of this.

The Canadian Armed Force Has been displeased with recent event in congress. Repeated insult and lack of respect agaisnt the CAF, Not returning CAF money because it was wrongly ''donated'', lulz proposal and the overall lack of a common goal. This is not targeted at any party but the whole congress.

As a protest move, we will now take over congress for the next month. This is only temporary, at least I hope. It will only depend on how the congressman will act in the future.



You might have noticed that some people have joined our movement. Well the Long Swords Rebellion now extend to much more than the CAF, altought it will be piloted by the CAF, we've rallied many already in congress, Party president, notorious politicians and militia group. There are people who will get in congress without even noticing they are part of the Long Swords organisation. We know that we won't get all the seat, but we will get a sufficient number to have the majority. And to this will add up the legit runner that we have on our side.

Make no mistake, we are not doing this for the CAF, we are doing this for Canada in the hope to bring back honor to it's political system. A common vision is also the point here. This method will be a lot more productive as there won't be no more partisanship, because our party is Canada.

I would invite all citizen who wish to help us to send a message to your local army recruiter and help us make this a living dream. You can also put this avatar in support:



We have the power to change this society, join us in this great crusade! And we hope to see the different party come to talk to us after the election. If politicians are willing to change, we will gladly hand back the power to it's previous owner. This is not a PTO, it's simply a protest that has been boiling for too long. It's the culmination of all this time spent watching Canadian politics degenerate without being able to do anything. We won't sit back anymore, we have the power to change things!

Canada, we are on your side, and any help is appreciated. If you had enought with this mascarade, join the Long Swords Rebellion!

The 25th of April shall be known as the day we took a stand, the day the Long Swords Rebellion brought change to Canada!