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There's no "Bull" in "Bullwinkle"

Day 1,598, 23:02 • Published in USA United Kingdom

• by Metta WorldPeace

Oh hey, didn't see you there. I'm J. W. Bullwinkle, and if you love anything, anything at all, you will vote for me so that it can be preserved...

I have been asked by imaginary people that I made up for this on why I am running. We'll, it because I love eAmerica. Not only that, I see that the Bastards of this country are some of the greatest, and have the most potential to improve this country. Just take a look at our current PP, Emperor Rick. Rick. Sounds Bastardy? Not hardly. Not like two initials coming before your name, which I have.

It's come down to this. To Bastard, or not to Bastard, that is the question. Let us move forward as proud supporters of Liberty, and bring this country the Pride it rightfully deserves.

-J. W. Bullwinkle
Bastard of Liberty
BoL Party Presidential Contender

Comments

Emperor Rick Day 1,598, 23:04

I have a campaign slogan for you: There's no bull in bullwinkle... or is there? 😮

Metta WorldPeace Day 1,598, 23:06

Consider stolen.

Vexing Chaos Day 1,598, 23:08

Running for what exactly?

Metta WorldPeace Day 1,598, 23:14

Oh, Mr. Harrison. How are you? Kids ok? Good to hear...

I'm J. W. Bullwinkle, and you look like a fella who loves eAmerica. That's why I'm asking for you vote on April 15, 2012, Day 1,608, for BoL Party President.

Thedillpickl Day 1,598, 23:29

Ah HA! Then there is no pickle in Thedillpickl.

That's a relief, I'm not into that sort of thing anyway. 😛😛

Dru Blood Day 1,600, 06:18

Good Luck, J.W.!

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