The worst article ever... or not...

Day 701, 12:12 Published in Lithuania Lithuania by manteliuks

Greetings dear fellow!

If you are here, you are victims of my ridicilous advertising campaign (I've spent 30 gold for it) or eLithuanian people who already subscribed to my paper!!!

I recomend - do not read any further!!! My english is even worse than you could imagine.

If you are still reading I recomend - do not vote!!! It would be really sad if such article would appear on the world's TOP5 list.

Moreover, do not subscribe becouse I am writing mostly in lithuanian (few times I did it in latvian and once or twice in english).

Do not subscribe becouse I won't give you any "junk" food or "lousy" weapons for doing it. I am really tired how people ussually try to buy the so called media mogul medal.

Moreover, I suggest you not to comment this article - I won't reply to you becouse my english is lousy.

But...

If you suscribed my newspaper after such article, you should be even more disapointed - you are victims of reverse psichology!..

Now you could be happy about having the chance to be informed about my every article and be the first writing in comments "first" or "PEACE propaganda". I hate such comments, thus I recomend - unsuscribe my newspaper.

If not, I will become media mogul one day and will be rich from getting 5 gold...

Best wishes,

The victim of the game

M.

P.S. Now after such an artcle I may rest in peace...

P.P.S. This article is very offensive becouse I am calling you "the victims", thus, you should report it becouse it brakes the eRepublik law... Do not know exactly which...