The Wars Begin!

Day 2,471, 03:19 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mad Pauly

Following our successful invasion of Norway during the past week, eUK seem to have made quite a few enemies. On Sunday, Sweden, Israel, Canada and Finland all began to mobilise, with Ireland also making potentially hostile noises in our direction.


Now eUK has suffered foreign incursions on our sovereign territory while we are distracted with election fever. War is everywhere, with Finns in Trondelag, Swedes in Ostlandet, Canadians invading Wales and the Israelis having the gall to take the beautiful city of Birmingham.


Our MoD seem to believe that giving up our recent territorial gains in Norway is preferable to fighting. From this cat's point of view, that is simply cowardly. Yes, we are under attack on home soil, but by who? A number of small-time nations who we can easily drive off, given time. Even should Canada and Israel gain a foothold on our sacred soil, it shall be easy to drive them back to their petty little lands and there shall be medals for all who fight for our great nation.

Do your part! Join the RAF and drive the invaders from our shores! We can win these wars!