The War is Far From Over, Amigos: Viva La Liberacion! Es Muy Sexio

Day 553, 09:16 • Published in South Africa Sweden • by Jizzie McGuire

Greetings South Africans. It is with a heavy heart indeed that I come before you today. As you all know the cowardly and deceitful Brazilian/Indo alliance has succeeded in undermining our government with their political take-over of Congress. With our elected president Gabriel Borien soon to be impeached by Poo-naly and Wizzie-Dong’s goons, it will only be a matter of time before our military is forced to retreat by our new “president” and our MPPs left un-renewed, and thus South Africa will become part of the evil empire of PEACE. Since I am in large part the reason for the ire and wrath of PEACE, I see little choice for Jizzie but to either die or move abroad to carry on the fight with the help of South Africa’s allies. Being a fighter at heart and since surrender isn’t sexy, Jizzie chooses to fight.

Of course, these Japs and their puppets are barely human, as they have shown in their mindless, automaton-like obedience to their overlords and delusional cultists like Poo-naly, so they cannot understand that this war has only just begun. They still underestimate the spirit of South Africa and its will to endure and carry on until freedom is attained. I will be continuing the fight under the leadership of our true president, Gabriel Borien, from the lands of our allies. In my case, I will join that country which had offered its friendship long before any other had – Spain. Though the US was a close second, I have decided that I can do more to defend our allies and fight for the interests of South Africa in Europe rather than the US. Having just barely survived a Hungarian PTO attempt themselves, Spain will inevitably be PTO'd again, so I believe I am most helpful here defending our allies against PEACE goons and their typically dishonorable tactics. From the Canary Islands, I can also fight our oppressors in Brazil as well as their Purtuguese lackeys, which I cannot do anywhere else.

So it is time to say goodbye for now, South Africa. Ain't no Brazzos or Jappers gonna take Ol' Jizzer and make him their bitch again. I hope to see you all carrying on the fight from within or from the lands of our allies. We knew this was a real possibility, but few realized how cowardly and underhanded the Jappers and Brazzies really were. Nevertheless, I take full responsibility for leading us here and apologize to all of you who opposed this course of action from the start. I totally understand if you never want to hear the name Jizzie McGuire ever again, but don't expect me to give up fighting for South Africa, because I will not.

South Africa will be just another Indonesian province in a few days, so I hope Brazil is happy with the role they have played in enriching their masters. You will pay dearly for what you have done, Brazil. Remember, what goes around comes around, and it will come down hard on you. You have stretched yourselves thin, making Liberation and your destruction that much easier. I will enjoy watching you suffer.

Adios and stay muy sexio, South Africa. And don’t forget – Jizzie shall return!