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War Chronicle, Day 1: As we entered Mexican soil, fresh with our bandanas wrapped around our heads (as to not burn our white scalps severly under the Legendary Mexican Sun), we met little Resistance. There were only a few pueblos to overtake and a few immigrant workers to enslave. In all actuality, it was rather disappointing. Jimbo really wanted to scalp someone, as he has some type of fetish for long black, beautiful hair. He's been talking about Mexican women all day. God I wish he would shut up.

War Chronicle, Day 2: Not quite as much action today, but we did enter the Mexican capital. It was quite breathtaking, looking at all the stonework and architecture. Too bad Jimbo couldnt put his gun down for two seconds and quit shooting at it. Half the marble statues broke, and a small piece of it actually hit PFC Billy Bob in the head.

But that's about the only casualties we saw all day. We did get a radio message from Romania, where they heard news of being overrun by a horde of Indonesian troops. We couldnt quite make it out, due to their accent and fangs, but we did hear something about "The short people are everywhere!".

I'm sure we'll catch hell for it later on.

War Chronicle, Day 3: Woke up to explosions from the 50 Cal. this morning. It was ours shooting in every different direction. Apparently, we were told to take them all out, one by one. Jimbo was running around with his machete, slobbering like a drunken idiot. Kept yellowing out something along the lines of "You got a pretty mouth, boy", but most of us were too busy firing our guns as much as possible. We were successful in our initial breach to the Atlantic, although we were quite surprised to see about twenty thousand people staring at us from Portugal.

Ever seen that movie "The Perfect Storm", at the end where the waves crash down on the boat, and the crew finally realises it's hopeless?

Yeah, about like that. Jimbo was lucky to get out with all but his one good tooth. We lost three times that day.

What's the Moral of the Story?

Just because you can't see it coming, doesn't mean it won't come. I promised it a day ago, and you laughed. Mexico, as a country, told you long ago to stay out of it's lands, yet you didnt listen.

Now, you'll have to pay the price.

TO ALL MEXICAN SOLDIERS: FIGHT FOR THE DEFENDER (GREEN) IN OAXACA, AND WE'LL HELP THE PORTUGUESE TAKE OUR REGIONS BACK ONE BY ONE.

Saying "I told you so" never gets old. I warned this would end up like the US/Canadian War, and it is.

Dishmcds
CSFA de Mexico