The truth and return of Viewtiful Elvis, pt3

Day 219, 18:27 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Dio Brando

Metal Gear Rabi😛 Cat Eater
Virtual Mission
Day 3

After walking in many rains and eating many tree frogs, JKD found himself in an abandoned warehouse. He had tracked the crashed shuttle through countless infiltrations, romantic meetings with chinese catburglars and a lot of codec calls with his token black weapons guy, codenamed UMP.

"Hey yo, Cat! Wzup G?"

"I'm in some sort of storage facility. I see a lot of exotic weapons here"

"Those there be some Carl Gustafs. Swede weaponry that rely on cheating and foul play."

"Swedes?! What are they doing in Norway?"

"They have been tight for long now, Cat. Di'nt ya know?"

"Urgh..."

"Awh Cat, you best be joking!"

"UMP..."

"Man you're crazy nigger. I'm outta here!"

Then, out of nowhere; Elvis.

Out from nowhere, clad in a space suit, Elvis appeared. We at the Pakistani government has tried to recreate the scene, with help of real life super agent Big Boss and full time slacker Yaotzin. These are the last words of Elvis:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t53u9vFQRFQ&my=1[/youtube]

Actually, Yaotz improvised a bit. These are the actual last words of Elvis, confirmed by the government


"I can see it

Mission control, do you read me?

I'm coming home!

I see the earth!...

I see... Pakistan..."

Let us all remember Elvis, not only as a lousy CO, not only as a mad man, but also as a true patriot. If it weren't for him, JKD wouldn't have been able to bring back his mission data from outer space and help start the "Space Program". I have heard that the gentlemen behind the space program are going into AI research, so be sure to support them.

In memory of Elvis
Rest in Peace

Virtual Mission//END