The truth and return of Viewtiful Elvis, pt2

Day 219, 08:36 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Dio Brando

The pakistani stealth bomber flew high over Siberia. It was enterily transparent, as it was made of glass, and therefor very sneaky. Inside sat three people. Three people and a cat, that is.

JKD003 smoked a cigar. He was very calm, even though it was his first mission. The dialogue from the day before echoed in his head.

//flashback//
"Cat, we are sending you on your first mission; the Virtual Mission."

"Virtual? Don't you mean Virtuous?"

"...no Cat, you must have gotten that wrong. It is clearly the Virtual mission. Your mission is to investigate the wreck of a Swedish space shuttle that crashlanded in the former russian republic, now under control of Norway. Since there are already tensions between our countries, you will have to sneak in incognito. You are to procure weapons and items on sight. This is a sneaking mission. Some day you will walk through the rain, some day you will feed on a tree frog."

"The ordeal, the trial, to survive, for the daaaay we see new liiiiiiiight! I GIVE MY LIIIFEEEE, NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FO-"

"Cat, what are you doing?"

"Oh, sorry Falco, I got a bit carried away"

"We can not risk this operation by using our real names. For this operation, I will be Major Fox."

"Fox?"

"Yeah, it's from a game called Super Smash. Brothers. Fox is top tier. Anyways, you better get going. It's going to be a tough day tomorrow, and you better rest."
//flashback//

JKD had only smoked three puffs when he heard the voice of Major Fox through the speakers.

"Cat, do you read me? It's time for you to jump off. This is one for the books. The worlds first HALO jump."

JKD opened a small door. He stood completely frozen for five seconds. It was three thousand miles down to the foresty mishmash.

"Don't worry Cat," Major Fox said, "remember your instincts. You always land on your feet"

JKD hoped that this was true, and jumped out of the aeroplane.

//End of pt2//