THE SUM OF ALL FEARS: SWEDEN UNVEILS NEW WAR MACHINE
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by AgentChieftain
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - During the fifth annual Svinmarschen (Swedish for 'March of Swedes'), the Swedish Ministry of Defense unveiled a new, never-before-seen vehicle.
During the parade, former Swedish President Carradine was seen piloting a fearsome bipedal anthropomorphic tank, escorted by eight Bepansrade Svinstior (Swedish for 'Armored Swede Carriers') down the streets of Stockholm. Dubbed the 'Nobel Gundam' by Ubbe Cykelkedja, Swedish Minister of War, the machine stands sixteen meters tall and is adorned with a bow and a frilly skirt.
When the EBA first captured the intelligence on the incomplete prototype, it was seen to have a more 'battle-suit' like function, but it appears that this was changed some time during development.
"At first it handled like a greased-up pig," quipped Carradine, who piloted the Nobel Gundam during it's trial runs in Denmark, "But soon, I got a feel for the grace and effeminateness of the machine. It truly will be a splendor on the battlefield."
Ubbe Cykelkedja is quite enthusiastic about his creation. "I designed the Nobel Gundam to represent Sweden on the front lines. A weapon of this nature needs to be strong and symbolic, and the appearance of the machine needed to be as masculine as Sweden itself."
I attempted to contact President Ziggyzag to inquire about the purpose of the Nobel Gundam, but he was unavailable to pick up the phone with his hooven hands.
The Nobel Gundam can be seen in Stockholm this weekend from 11:00 AM to 1:00 PM PDT (Pig Disgusting Time).
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Copyright (c) 2008, ZA WARUDO. All Rights Reserved.
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Do not be fooled by the seemingly weak and ugly Noble Gundam. It is merely a trap to lull us into a false sense of security. This machine will surely be our most difficult challenge yet.
In other news, pictures can successfully be loaded onto Erepublik again.
I think alexis bonte took note when his own picture wouldn\'t load in his most recent article.
THAT\'S NO ZAKU BOYS.
NO ZAKU!
The red bow makes it three times faster.
Nothing a little sand missile won\'t fix!
LOL
Doesn\'t come as a surprise.
Their new mechanical monster is going to be a challenge indeed, but no matter what the odds, we will prevail, I am not afraid of their gigantic war machine, because THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED, IT\'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY.
Nöff nöff
In Canada we manufactured Mobile suits and sold them to Japan. Then the boss was fired and I had to work in the food industry 🙁
...how would he know what a greased up pig handles like?
Those toys are no match for our mighty sandworms.
Mine is eager to swallow one of those swedish machines whole.
Nothing a few Nikita Missiles can\'t fix
SAND IN VAGHOO
Pakistani\'s weapons development companies will soon produce new battle systems that will override that stinking mechapigs. May Dio light our sand-engineers in their work. PPP!
Most impressive, it seems that I have chosen a pair of worthy hands to carry aloft the sacred newsprint of ZA WARUDO.
*sniff* AC, you\'re bringing me back to the glory days. Beautiful references, brah.
Oh whats ubbe doing in all this?
Liked the Bepansrade Svinstior.