The story of Pizza the Hut/Jkli5

Day 1,537, 13:40 • Published in Switzerland Netherlands • by GoddessOfDesire

“To put it in perspective, PTH's tarnished reputation as a traitor and overall a general unpleasant person trickles down to his militia and his party. When he recruits people into his party, he is essentially stopping that person from moving forward, i.e. being elected to congress, participating in cabinets, receiving OMS money. New players who don't know about that reputation have no idea why that would happen, and couldn't even anticipate it before they get straight up shut down. It's not fair to the new player to be sequestered in PTH's fringe party and wind up going nowhere and quitting. PTH doesn't care what happens to the people he recruits in his party as long as they are nominating and voting for him for congress and PotUS.

That's why by calling out this one citizen, I am defending the remainder.” - Blank Keating

Greetings!

The story of Pizza the Hut/Jkli5

It all started a year ago, I was a 2 clicker and had been for a long time. I received a friend request from XxBusinessMogulexX asking me to vote for him, he was running in Iowa under the Federalist party, I voted for him and decided to get active and start really playing this game. Sadly, the next person I met was Pizza The Hut, I was of course a good Pizza target, a noob, knew nothing of the game, and felt sorry for Pizza because everyone was and is against him. Pizza is amazing at making you feel guilty for him, he tells you all these stories about how he is the victim of a country full of elitists who hate him for speaking his mind, and how he has done nothing wrong to deserve this treatment. I believed him, I thought he was the victim. The truth is he deserves the treatment he gets. But I did not know that I was just a noob. All I had was Pizza The Hut’s side of the story and articles like this (first article by Gnilraps I had ever read) telling me to stay away from Pizza. The more I was told to stay away from him, the worse I felt for him. I ended up joining his MU.

AED 2 was under the command of Spiri Solon, Shermain, and Jackosbournelookalike, when I was in it. They were all really nice guys, meeting all these nice people in the MU made me believe what Pizza was saying even more, I mean why would a group of such nice people join this man if he was really as bad as they all said? I started using the terrible AED avatar:



and got promoted to Colonel with the status of Executive Officer in AED, which was a fake position that pizza gave me so I would stay loyal to him.

As I got more and more into this game, Pizza started letting me help him with presidential runs and things of that nature. The first one I can remember helping with was the Blank Keating presidential election: he was an amazing president, at least I thought he was. Pizza supported Blank Keating and helped him win the election, in return Pizza got a position in his cabinet. Pizza grossly overstated his position in the cabinet and broke some rules so Blank Keating removed him, I was a brain washed Pizza slave so the only thing I saw was Blank Keating removing Pizza for no reason. This made me support pizza even more. If everyone we supported betrayed us why support anyone but Pizza for President? Blank Keating’s new citizen message also made me pretty mad.
But he was right to put this in the citizen message I’m glad he did.

I started getting upset at Pizza: I felt like every time he picked someone for us to support they always betrayed us. I was too isolated from the real eWorld to know that Pizza’s actions were they reason they betrayed us.

Still going down a bad path with Pizza, Pizza started telling me about how terrible Pfeiffer and INCI were, Pfeiffer seemed like a mean guy so I believed Pizza, and INCI I did not know enough about it so I chose to believe Pizza on that as well. With the belief that INCI and Pfeiffer were going to destroy the eUSA, I did everything Pizza The Hut told me.

I noticed Pizza The Hut was slowly acting crazier and crazier and more and more people were turning against me and the Erepublikan party, so I left for eAustralia. I had very little contact with Pizza while in eAustralia, but I took notice of the growing NCP party and talked with Pizza a bit, after watching it grow I thought if we tried hard enough we could make it the top party in the eUS. I wanted to get away from the constant PTO of eAustralia by the Indonesians. So Pizza had one of his men let me back in the eUSA, from that point on a became a very loyal Pizza slave: messaging hundreds of people nightly for Pizza The Hut, trying to make the NCP image look good, and doing recruitment for Pizza The Hut. The party was growing fast, sadly I helped tons of noobs fall victim to Pizza The Hut’s ways. I repeatedly told Pizza he needed to control his anger, but he wouldn’t listen. I told him his articles made him look crazy but he didn’t care, he just kept on doing what Pizza The Hut does. He kept making silly threats to people in Erepublik, his threats have always been just hot air: he never lives up to them.

Oblige for president! I really had no real opinion on who should win, I was waiting for Pizza to tell me. He originally selected Glove. We started campaigning and doing everything in our power to get Glove elected. But Glove was barely trying to get elected and left us to do all the messaging and work. I thought glove had no chance of winning and so did Pizza so we talked with Oblige a little bit, Oblige told pthut that a NCPer was going to be Vice NSC Chair. After a long talk we decided it was our best chance, and the best deal we could get. So we accepted, Pizza felt extremely bad for ditching Glove and was not happy with the deal so he switched it back to glove, it made Oblige very angry. We went on campaigning for Glove, Oblige ending up winning.

I decided to get more active in politics, I ended up applying to be an ambassador and got the ambassador job in eGreece, I got access to the secret channel and got access to some of the ambassador google documents, and made my embassy. A few days later I was surprised to find I lost access to the google docs and private channel, no one notified me that I had been removed from my ambassador job. I was then banned from the eUSA public chat for impersonating an ambassador, I’m sure it was a mistake that no one sent me a message telling me I was fired, but Oblige thought I had received one and said I was pretending to be the eGreece ambassador, just a lot of miscomunication. When I asked him why I was fired, he said for being allied with Pizza. I was not happy about this one bit, the simple fact I was allied with pizza got me fired. But I kept my cool, and thought and still think oblige is an amazing president.

Fast forwarding....

PigInZen ran for party president, I was in support of him winning but fairly winning, it was not fair, a ton of people joined the party and voted for him. He would have won if he had not told them to stop with their PTO attempt, Pizza ended up winning the election.

I wanted to assist with the next election so pizza gave me access to a form, I helped him by telling people who they were supposed to vote for, and writing names down on the form, and just all around helping him organize it.

I was put in Massachusetts, I was losing for a large portion of the day until the NCP party gave me a massive boost in the election, we got into a full blown voting war with the SFP ending with me having 23 votes and my opponent have 21, it was a very close fun race. I was in Congress thanks to the NCP, I was very thankful they got me in. My first couple days in Congress I tried to improve the NCP’s name, but then it happened, all my faith in Pizza trying to fight for the good of eUSA, trying to fight for the good of NCP came crashing down. He introduced me to his Serbian PTO plan. Pizza was going to have Jovan (or someone forgot the name) find Serbs to bring into the country, I did not want to be in the party any longer, and be a part of this. I was at the point of leaving but I thought the NCP voted me in I cant just abandon them.

Gnilraps said a comment that offended me at a whole new level “Jkli5 is pizza the hut” even though that comment doesnt seem very important it was a low blow to me, then I posted it in the shouting area, several people agreed with Gnilraps. So I decided I need to get away from pizza. After a long talk with Ghost Killah in a PM I decided to leave the party, he explained to me how even though its not right to steal the 23 votes away from the NCP, in the long run I will be doing the right thing by getting away from Pizza The Hut. So I left the party. Pizza exploded and I do mean exploded. I have never seen him so mad as in that query we had, he threatened to do a lot of things to me that I cant post in this article. I was afraid Pizza was going to harm me in real life, and I was being harassed and PMed daily by the NCP members, I was no longer having fun in this game and was at the point of leaving, after all when a game is no longer fun you should not be playing. I decided to resign from congress and then leave for Switzerland, I was not ready to quit this game.

…....and so ends my long boring article

Thanks for reading!