The Sloth is back! (And Free tanks)
Muz1
Bonjour again my fellow citizens of eRepublik and the loyal minions of my eSister, the Dictator of ePakistan, Sparkfyre!
I feel like an article has long been overdue but due to my relatively well known Laziness, you'll understand the reason without quite a hassle.
So things have gotten quite interesting (Who am I kidding?
😛) since Le Merciless Dictator has taken charge and will hopefully remain active as long you guys are active so DON'T YOU DIE ON ME NOW! >_<
Things to watch out for this week!
1. A really big competition coming your way at the end of this week which is going to be HUGGGE and eWORLDWIDE! It's not going to particular to one thing and will be spread over various competition and will resemble the Olympi... *coughs* *Gets smacked by Sparkfyre*
2. TheJakal's twitch channel! If you don't know already, TheJakal hosts live streaming almost every night which is not just fun to watch but to make your mouth water, Free STASHES are given out too! More than 5 stashes have been donated in the past few days to various lucky winners so don't forget to take part in them and follow the stream! You can know the schedule and watch the stream here:
TheJakal's Twitch Channel
3. Aaaaand, the much despised Sparkfyre Puzzles4Prizes! They do take a lot of time to solve an the
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4. Now this is important b/c this has ME in it!
Comment the best person you got to know from eRepublik and the reason why. You and you're friend will get 4 Q7 tanks each!
Also watch out for my new book hitting the shelves this week in which I discuss how I avoid the continuous assassination attempts on me by the likes of Uzair J & Heart Stealer!
Donations also welcome! (Very)
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Don't forget to vote and subscribe! :3
Signing Off,
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Parvez Muz? 😃 I am happy you didnt change the name of playboy 😛 or else your name could be Muz the stripper 😃
That will be cool
Best person for me its TheJakal , he really helped me and sent surprised gift packs from his own real money when i was level 24. That man is in true sense a real mentor and a selfless guy.
jeay Pervez Muz! o7
I'm a serial assassin bro. Our merciless dictator often hires me to take out her rivals. You're the only one on the list not yet dead soo 😛
And i have quite a few favourite people. But since a lot of them are either edead or inactive, i'll stay with the active ones.
Top on the list is TheJakal. He brought me to this game and helped me a lott in terms of both advice and supplies when i was new. His epatriotism also appealed to me a lot so i'm one of his loyal in-game follower. If you ever feel the need to assassinate someone, just let me know 😛
Than of course its Sparkfyre. This because when i was new, she was one of the few efriends i made who gave good advice and made this game interesting for me to play.
Both of the above encouraged me to take key positions in the government when i was only in Division 1 (below level 25 at that time) and gave me spots in the congress even when there were more experienced players available. I learned a lot about epolitics from watching these two.
Than ofcourse it was Heart Stealer and Pervez Muz. I didn't used to talk to either of them a lot until Heart Stealer changed his name so he could find a wife for himself and Muz got banned for creating multiple accounts so he could expand his sloth population! (eForever Alone you two 😛 ) But after that we did joke around a lot occasionally so they were fun to talk to.
There were also other but since they are currently inactive/edead, i won't mention them.
I vouch for Uzair's assassination skills.
If the lazy sloth cannot be killed then I feel sorry for your assassination skills, Uzair. And your bad choices in vouching for people Sparkfyre. :3
He has held off on the assassination because Fanax made a personal request on your behalf :3
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what sparkfyre said and also because you're the only sloth in eRepublik which puts you in endangered e-species. As lazy and annoying as you are, i'm sure a lot of people don't wanna see you extinct 😛 so i'm just buying more time, weighing my options, you know 😛
pls, no-one can kill me. I'm invincible.
Whosoever manages to kill me can have all my eWealth 😛
You lonely turnip 😡 how dare you called me eforever alone??? Now its time for you to watch your back coz you chose wrong enemy. If you ever try to do any harm to Muz, you will face serious consequences for that. Muz is my target find your own. I will stuff the sloth with candy floss and will sell him on ebay. dont try to ruin my plan or i will burn your factories down.
how about i kill him first with a headshot with my sniper rifle and than you can stuff him with candy floss and sell him on ebay 😛 We can split the profits equally!!
Thats a deal Uzair J !!!
"Muz got banned for creating multiple accounts so he could expand his sloth population"
Still laughing at this xD
"It doesn't matter if they hate me or love me, as long as they never forget me" ~ immortal words by ana anonymous genius.
Also, excellent article! Welcome back you lazy sloth! 😁
Agaisn, like Uzair, I have too many people on that list! People from ePakistan and my eFamily ❤
Some names:
Muz, Strywgr, Fanaxidiel, Chlome, Uzair, Thejakal, Rad, heart stealer, Dingorider's bot, WOwl, Shoi....and so many more!
I am not on the list am l
You are fairly new, Hamza! I have known everyone else for over 2 years or more! And as I said all the ePakistani citizens are people I play this game for! 😁
Ain't nobody got tanks to send to so many people xD
can i get the number of ana anonymous?? is she married or not?? coz i know a lonely guy who is looking for wife with smg in his hand and his face covered. Yeah you got it its one and only Uzai J 😛
that was a spelling mistake stupid. it was supposed to be read "an anonymous genius"!! And how do you know this anonymous genius isn't a boy. Some boys are also geniuses unlike you, you know 😛
The best person I got to know from erepublik is your e-sister Sparkfyre because she is good to new players and gives out good prizes in contests. For further information please refer to the photo in the following article
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/puzzles-4-prizes-challenges-1-and-2-2536419/1/20
Aww that's very sweet! Thank you, Hamza! 😃
Oh no I should thank you for being such a great leader
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The best Person I get to know from is Sparky, when I first came to eRep two years ago, she helped me a lot, got me into congress etc. The only people I respected were she and Taha Bhai! I still respect them but preferences has changed. After half a year of play I got bored and left!
Sparky is getting lots of votes lol.
P.S. Cpt Recks is moving up, soon he will replace Sparky as best Person!
She's almost bankrupted me with all the tanks I have to send her xD
Where are my tanks? xD
I sent you like 20 😨
What was your name back then?? you remember my real name which is amazing i must say.
It was super lame but I am pretty sure you can guess it!
This is so sweet! xD And I salute this Cpt Recks! o7
I can relate with the getting bored - I just got back after a whole year of being completely inactive lol
Good to have you back! 😁
Just saying, if skills of all your assassins fails you, I will send my Legendary Army of Assassins! We just killed a Badger in eUS, she was pretty fast. I think you know that Badger too. 😛
Why.Is.Everyone.Against.Me.
It's all your fault Sparky. :/
It they can kill a badger then they most certainly can eliminate a sloth! 😃
No eddieA cant guess you coz for last 1 and half years i am staying out of Pakistan and am practically inactive thats why cant guess your name buddy.
Saylar: The 2x banned guy (Learnt my Lesson). No? The person who interviewed Spark and hell broke out in comments.
Oh its you 🙂 Nice to see you back. We all our lesson easy way or hard way. dont worry about that.
haha yah i remember that interview with Sparkfyre. Both the coalition and opposition lost their minds and started fighting in the comments 😛 I miss those days. We were divided but atleast we were a lottt more active that we are now.
pffftttt. u know im too much lovely for choosing just one. IM not MEANIE for that
so my list is :
fanaxidiel
sparky
muz
cynthia
aliss
bloody emperior
blackbaroness
alexmcs
muri19
ccy
member foxland
member Tanks4life
member ArmadaGaruda
and all my close friend at eindo
IF U NOT SEND THE TANK I WILL KICKS YOUR ANKLE !!
I know sparky will help me for that 😁
❤ I will! Yu better be sending those tanks muz! xD
thats good but you can cut his neck and he will become head less sloth.
then send tanks to me ;-;