The Sloth is back! (And Free tanks)

Day 2,787, 07:55 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Muz1

Bonjour again my fellow citizens of eRepublik and the loyal minions of my eSister, the Dictator of ePakistan, Sparkfyre!
I feel like an article has long been overdue but due to my relatively well known Laziness, you'll understand the reason without quite a hassle.
So things have gotten quite interesting (Who am I kidding? 😛 ) since Le Merciless Dictator has taken charge and will hopefully remain active as long you guys are active so DON'T YOU DIE ON ME NOW! >_<

Things to watch out for this week!
1. A really big competition coming your way at the end of this week which is going to be HUGGGE and eWORLDWIDE! It's not going to particular to one thing and will be spread over various competition and will resemble the Olympi... *coughs* *Gets smacked by Sparkfyre*
2. TheJakal's twitch channel! If you don't know already, TheJakal hosts live streaming almost every night which is not just fun to watch but to make your mouth water, Free STASHES are given out too! More than 5 stashes have been donated in the past few days to various lucky winners so don't forget to take part in them and follow the stream! You can know the schedule and watch the stream here:
TheJakal's Twitch Channel

3. Aaaaand, the much despised Sparkfyre Puzzles4Prizes! They do take a lot of time to solve an the gifts aren't worth that much for the effort but yea, they're fun to solve so do take part in them! 😃
4. Now this is important b/c this has ME in it!
Comment the best person you got to know from eRepublik and the reason why. You and you're friend will get 4 Q7 tanks each!

Also watch out for my new book hitting the shelves this week in which I discuss how I avoid the continuous assassination attempts on me by the likes of Uzair J & Heart Stealer!

Donations also welcome! (Very) 😛
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Signing Off,