The Sexy is Back: Fighting for Freedom and the Little Guy
Jizzie McGuire
Yes, you heard me right. Ol' Jizzer is back in the eSA to help fight against that fanatic Ajay Bruno and his CDA as they awkwardly attempt to take over our beloved eSA. If you don't believe me and still question what I stand for, then watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9bZwBzITyk
Just think of The Dignity Brigade as an eR version of the famed OSI, as seen in the video above. We are here to fight for freedom and protect small nations from imperialism and exploitation. You can read more about the Dignity "bunch" here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/dignity-brigade1-901665/1/20. If you like what you see, pm me or our org and we'll give you our forum link. Many of eSA's oldest and most experienced soldiers and politicians have joined our ranks, making us a force to be reckoned with.
Considering our mission, which is to spread freedom throughout the eWorld, my stay in eSA must be sexy but short. However, my boys and I will do our utmost to save eSA from the extremist Bruno and his party of goons. Though we have had our differences in the past, the DB and I support Ines Schumacher's government and are cooperating with her administration to keep eSA free. Though many of you have seen this before, here is the list of eSA candidates that have been endorsed by President Schumacher, myself, and other former eSA presidents as well as long-time eSA citizens. I encourage everyone to vote for these candidates:
For United South Africa party:
ERDWURM
Black8Shadow
Ali Mentary
Steven Bosch
Jan Olivier
Mark Morcom
Zagarius
For Gold party:
Alby
Lucien Morjuet
Enoch Root
You can follow the progress of our heroes here:
http://issei.tklabs.tv/erepublik/elections/20090825-congressionals/
Now I must return to the trenches and prepare for tomorrows battle at the polls. I hope to see you all there, my old friends. Stay sexy eSouth Africa.
Comments
sexy 😁
I just love the Abu Ghraib photo in that video, I can't not laugh.
Jizzie is bringing sexy back to eSA! 😃
What can we say...he brings sexy wherever he goes.
Its just raw sex appeal I tells ya.
\o/ sexy
With Lucien and Ines still around, I can't really say that sexy ever left. I'm just making it stronger.
I hereby propose to change the name of eSouth Africa to eSexy Africa.
Miss your googly eyes Mister former President...
I second Mr. Litell's proposal.
And I have missed you, my sweet and sexy Zagnut bar.
Ahhhhhhh. Big Group hug. No not you Ajay, go stand in the corner with your dunce hat on.
: D
Ajay should have known from the start that his sexiness was no match.
Ajay wouldn't know sexy if Eva Longoria forcefully dancing on his face.
Forcefully.
With all this sexy floating around here, any chance some of it will rub off on me?
Jizzie FTW! 😃
I dono Rico. Maybe some will get caught in your fuzzy coat.
😛
Sexy is back 🙂
Thanks guys (and ladies). I try. But I'm afraid ol' Jizz takes a distant third to sexy hott ladies like Ines and Astra Kat. That Astra has some avatar. I feel like a dirty old man looking at her. Oh wait, I AM a dirty old man. Never mind then.
Rico's always getting "sexy" stuck in his fur. That's not the kind of sexy I would care to clean though, especially since it has coagulated with all kinds of other dried mystery fluids.
You should be president of the world, Mr. McGuire. You are a man of great talent, skill and intelligence. Kudos to you, oh great man. All the world's people will weep and the earth will tremble on the day you depart this earth. Long live Jizzibald McGuire!
luv your profile pic!
Mr.Kitty!!