The Seven Most Important Men...

Day 1,827, 05:54 • Published in USA USA • by Serdjo
in a Woman's Life

this is copy/paste from chat in game EVONY in some strange time of day as it was early morning for me and very late night for girl who wrote this
[PrettyGirl]: here goes 😛

[PrettyGirl]: The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

[PrettyGirl]: 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

[PrettyGirl]: 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

[PrettyGirl]: 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

[PrettyGirl]: 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

[PrettyGirl]: 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

[PrettyGirl]: 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

[PrettyGirl]: 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her

[PrettyGirl]: "Keep quiet and lie still!"

[Caitliana]: LOL


PS.: EVONY chat compare to eR is a masterpiece