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On June 20th, a war broke out for several hours and this is based on a true story that was then sent to Hollywood. This is their story.

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It all started a little before twenty two hundred hours eRep time with the banning of MSTA from #uip. Matt, doing what everyone does when banned, began to evade it using vHosts, IP's, and other tactics to evade the .kb's. We thought it would just be harmless trollan. We were wrong.

It all started with this.

*** mink has joined #uip

And then, hell rose from the very depths of the Earth, swallowing MSTA in furious hellfire the likes of which had never been seen.. Suddenly, the SS was being hit by sysops from all flanks. #sees was overrun, you couldn't type a line without seeing @rizon.net. All S.E.E.S. saw was smoke, NiTeMaRe, and mechanical drone flying in and taking out any S.E.E.S. members they could find.

Our dear leader was MIA, Onishi, THE HERO OF V2, was indisposed, and the President had retreated to safety of his Q5 Bunker and sent us his prime JCS member, Dan Wang, but he was unable to counter the sysop offensive. Dan eventually suggested recruiting the Japanese to assist but before he could ring the gong to signal, a bullet slammed into the gong, ricocheting and hitting him in the heart, however, being unstoppable, this merely knocked him unconscious.

Shortly after Wang was knocked unconscious, morale hit some form of a bottom rock and the SS began to have deserters. We saw Tom McDougal, our own General, turn and run before JP convinced him he was no better than a Britfag loyalist in the Revolutionary War. Tom confirmed for hater of freedom. But it wasn't just Tom, it was a multitude of SEESfags who were shot on sight with Russian efficiency.

After heavy bombardment, Tom and JP were able to destroy most of the drones on the westward flank allowing them to push forward. Chisholm and Devon Donaldson began a suicide mission pushing north and heading right into drone territory. Their radios went silent after a few minutes. No drones seemed to be flying around and Chis and DD's deaths were not in vain. With the drones dead, only the active sysops remained along with their hivemind controller, netsec.

Suddenly, EZ Company began dropping in with Alexander Hamilton saying Chisholm sent out a message. The reinforcements allowed for the SS to push without fear of flanking from behind (giggle) along with providing relief for some SS members (giggle giggle). fingerguns wasn't there though so that wasn't cool. Medy was and she has boobs so, it wasn't a total loss.

While pushing forward, the SS discovered the body of mink, the originator of this entire mess. It was covered in bullet holes with a Xbox Hueg hole in his artillery. The SS could see all the blood that spilled onto the grass, creating a pool of blackened blood. JP assigned some SS members to move the body back so Krems could do things, naughty things, to it.

The SS continued to netsec's location, destroying any remaining drones while watching the Feds continuously O face at the sight of Medy. Suddenly, a swift breeze passed by the SS, aimed at EZC. The Feds began dropping like crack babies and confusion swept through EZC, causing many to flee like children. JP knelt next to a fallen fed and saw an engraved symbol that filled him with terror.

V

With sadness in his heart he called for the SS to push on.

Only JP, Tom McDougal, and some remnants of the SS remained. They kept pushing forward and finally came upon netsec, sitting there in all his douchefagginess and killing all those who came five feet within him. Tom looked at JP and told him that gingers would own the world before running towards netsec. JP, taking advantage of Tom's sacrifice, began moving everyone towards netsec, as netsec surely couldn't kill everyone at once. Following right behind Tom, JP and the rest of the SS, rushing like Meghan does towards her next meal, went to join battle with netsec. JP saw Tom look back before being assimilated and the rest of the SS made it to netsec, overloading his kill ability momentarily as he prepared to kill everyone at once.

This allowed JP to open up netsec's innards and just starting grabbing shit and ripping it out. Suddenly, JP's arm began shacking violently with a voice coming from netsec saying "I'm afraid I can't let you do that JP" before JP flew back violently. Outside of the five foot zone, JP was safe but the rest of the SS was still inside. JP watched as the SS were assimilated right in front of his eyes. Fueled with rage, JP charged towards netsec knowing that he would be killed. Netsec began his kill function and was focusing on JP when Dead_Pool hit netsec from behind. JP had readied a second nick and sent it towards netsec before JP was himself killed.

Netsec began malfunctioning and repeating phrases along with referring to how JP was a monster and JP, walking up to netsec, raised his gun and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.