The Second Encyclical

Day 753, 21:57 • Published in Mexico Italy • by eVatican

To the faithful members of the eChurch, and those who may consider membership, the eVatican is now releasing its Ten eCommandments as well as its Eight eBeautidues. Further, this article contains an updated list of all Cardinals. 34/59 Nations now have established eChurches. Please contact your local Cardinal if you seek to join the clergy or contact us if you would like to start a branch of our Holy eChurch in your own nation. If you would like to be a member of our eChurch, all you have to do is friend the eVatican organization and join our forums at http://ecatholicism.tk and be a part of it!

Blessings,
His Holiness,
Pope John Lulz I

The Ten eCommandments:

I : This is the Church, the One True Church, and you shall have no other church.
II: Though shall not troll nor flame, nor discourage the newb.
III: Keep holy the election day, do not PTO.
IV: Honor thy holy eFathers, whether Cardinals, Bishops or the Pontiff
V: Thou shalt not participate in unjust conflicts.
VI: Thou shalt not betray thy fellow eCatholics as members of your church family
VII: Thou shalt not steal, nor hack, nor impersonate another
IIX: Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
IX: Thou not covet thy neighbor’s gold, nor currency, nor his house, or anything of his.
X: Though shall not Covet thy neighbors land, nor his resources

The Eight eBeatitudes:

•Blessed are the poor in gol😛 for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
•Blessed are the meek: for they shall possess the land.
•Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
•Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill.
•Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
•Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God.
•Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
•Blessed are they that suffer persecution for justice' sake, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.


Cardinals

Camerlengo- Cardinal Lord Pariah

Head of the Magisterium- Cardinal Kyle Crathern

Justice of the Magistrate- Cardinal Goran Thrax

United Kingdom- Cardinal Masala_Man

USA- Cardinal DisDick

Switzerland- Cardinal PabloTortilla

Czech Republic- Cardinal duke winter

Slovenia- Cardinal Iron Maiden - Rusty Swords

Hungary- Cardinal/Under-Secretary of State Mikrobi

Ireland- Cardinal JohnSmith 2k9

India- Cardinal Lennox Costello

Poland- Cardinal piterfraszka

Canada- Cardinal Bu77uls

Croatia- Cardinal Hrhb

Paraguay- Cardinal Willy Wonkka

Australia- Cardinal Aussie_Bloke

Brazil- Cardinal Sergio Itagiba

Lithuania- Cardinal mkhe2druli

South Africa- Cardinal Amun Nefer

Peru- Cardinal D. Tri

Sweden- Cardinal Per-Fredrik

Venezuela- Cardinal Sin Nomine

Belgium- Cardinal Menong Rizal

Chile- Cardinal iVicentico

Portugal- Cardinal Nega D'Leite

Philippines- Cardinal EZEX Lacroa

Finland- Cardinal Osokin

Japan- Cardinal Yonsil

Latvia- Cardinal Erixxx

Austria- Cardinal Kikimora

Ukraine- Cardinal Artem_K

Malaysia- Cardinal Stranger Here Myself

Spain- Cardinal Khasthrom

Argentina- Cardinal Fernando Gonzalez Arrili

Denmark- Cardinal Alfred Temple

Singapore- Cardinal Elizabeth Jones

Mexico- Cardinal Juan Carlos Torrero