The Saga Continues........
Edana Savage
We left off in the previous installement with the IFP Party Elections hanging in the balance. Two opponets (and I use this term lightly) facing off for mastery of the party.
*cues music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHQAP89Gd0A
Georgie O'Bush got this eAr$e handed to him on a platter and Five and Four Keyes claimed victory.
The End!
Except it's not. The saga continues.....
Georgie wrote another article stating how he was much maligned by everyone in eIreland. They were all picking on him. After all he was the rightful ruler of the IFP! How dare the founder of the party oppose him!
How indeed?
But that wasn't all. Not only was all of eIreland against him so were the Madmen.
The Madmen. Rulers of eRep, Masters of the eUniverse, Gods among.... *Ahem* Well, you get the picture.
Supposedly Georgie had been shafted by the big bad Madmen who rule over this fair land. They didn't even buy him dinner! Shocking! Just terrible! They banned Georgie for an undisclosed number of hours, but it was quickly rectified. AND he didn't get any forfeit points at all. Well he had some, but they were taken away later. Magically. With fairy dust and happy wishes pooped out by poor kids in eChina.
Do you know what REALLY happened? Do you really want to know? For realsies you do? Ok. Here you go it was all because of a.........
Pretzel.
Yep. A Pretzel was the source of his woes.
Georgie choked on a pretzel and started hallucinating from oxygen deprivation. He THOUGHT the Madmen had banned and deleted two of his articles (That seemed to be happening to him alot lately). In actuallity he had deleted his own articles and forgot his password. Embarrassed that he had forgotten how to swallow properly, he decided to cover by making up this insane story about how the Madmen banned him and deleted his articles. Georgie should be more careful next time. Those pretzels are killers!
Poor Georgie. ;__; He really is a sad panda.
Will there be more chapters to this story? This writer sincerely hopes so.
The End....... for now. 😉
I want to take a brief moment (ok, so nothing I do is brief) to acknowledge my inspiration for my twisted funkified fairy tale. It is an homage to the Irish Princess's fairy tale. Hers are nice, sweet and awesome. Mine have my own twist to it because I can never do anything normal. Not possible. I've tried. At this point, I just go with it. 😉
Anyway......
I want to also thank Lord Rhindon for his encouragement. We are collaborating on a project together which will prove to be most interesting I think. You'll have to wait and see.
Finally.....
I would like to thank Ronald O'Reagan. For without him there would not have been a story.
Keep on trucking, Ron.
I have a song that will tell you more eloquently than I ever could how I really feel about the last couple of days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4576ymdmemQ
And lastly but certainly not the least,
THANK YOU TO MY READERS!
You are all awesome, and you make me smile. 😃
I hope I make you smile too!
o/
Edana Savage
Weaver of Lore
Depraved Destroyer of Boxes
Comments
MOAR!!!!! \o/
haha oh edana : )
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Voted !
Call him Barry O Bama, and I'll be much more happy :3
Voted! LOL
Sad day for IFP, we have lost 5 loyal members due to my successful PTO of the party... we are already holding crisis meetings inside of IFP HQ on how to deal with this loss of what many regard as elite members which some also regard as the glue which binds us!
hahaha look what iv created hahahahhaha
We needs moar!
Love it , cant wait to see if there is more to come
I love story time 🙂
"Mine have my own twist to it..."
Yeah, a savage twist obviously! 😛
"I want to also thank Lord Rhindon for his encouragement. We are collaborating on a project together which will prove to be most interesting I think. You'll have to wait and see."
Very intriguing...
@Bris He's an American Republican in RL, darling. Barry O'Bama would not have been appropriate. 😉
@Snake That's terrible! You have my condolences.....
Georgie strikes again! \o/
@Snakeyes : There is an IDF Deployment so I think those 5 loyal members are abroad right? if so nothing to worry about they'll be back.
I like it!! 😃
Please I need more. Don't let the story end.
I have no idea whats going on 🙂
Story time is great! Can we come back tomorrow for another!
There's danger in pretzels.
Soda bread, that'd cure it.
first time ive seen election for PP so hard fought... is this new trend
lol, The Articles in todays eRep are so odd
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