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The Rumors Are True

Day 1,808, 09:17 Published in Sweden Sweden by Maze Putin Stalfitta

Yes the Polish army is drawing nearer to our home, but dont fear fellow Swedes we have a secret weapon but its not
Dolph Lungren

The Poles are strong but there is one weakness that we can take advantage off that we have a lot of,

So when the Polish army arrives we have placed vodka bottles in a line leading to a secret cave where a giant Rave is taking place
Then the Poles will get so stoned and loving that they will forget about the War with Sweden and eventually go back home after they have "landed" and remember the time in Sweden as a good one and everyone lived happily ever after.


The Polish War Machine shall be stopped by the hands and hearths of the people
 

Comments

Ormen
Ormen Day 1,808, 09:40

Welcome to Sweden, where doing fifteen year old girls is not only legal, but the national sport!

Maze Putin Stalfitta
Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 1,808, 09:45

Its 16 now you blooody criminal

omg_87
omg_87 Day 1,808, 11:02

I thought it was 6 ^-^

Maze Putin Stalfitta
Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 1,808, 11:39

Well thats also an excuse

Slirus II
Slirus II Day 1,808, 13:08

BILLIG VODKA OCH KLETTJACK PÅ INGÅNG

Nataliia from Galicia
Nataliia from Galicia Day 1,808, 13:59

lol

Coyote Starrk
Coyote Starrk Day 1,808, 14:04

VODKA VODKA VODKA

x d x m
x d x m Day 1,808, 14:27

Absolut - expensive and one of the worst vodka I ever drank (swedish not polish - it explains)

Maze Putin Stalfitta
Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 1,809, 12:42

Your just jealous cause you couldnt pay so the bartender got you half vodka and half piss, dont be rude towards dear vodka please its a big step over the line

Misho
Misho Day 1,809, 15:05

I drank vodka explorer and nose blood tonight!


....or if it was a glass of red wine..

ChewChewShoe
ChewChewShoe Day 1,809, 22:02

Slirus +1

Hus9
Hus9 Day 1,810, 03:09

you know that no one drunk so much like Scandinavian?

Maze Putin Stalfitta
Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 1,810, 13:35

@Hus9

+1 for grammar

 
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