The Road to Victory

Day 1,482, 17:32 • Published in Japan USA • by Kaige X

Not too long ago the head of the Hello Kitty Party, Yoshi Midori, established a tactical plan to set forth the path of power that leads to the ultimate military success of this month's presidency.

As a former president, I have the experience of my terms to assist me with helping this country achieve this goal.

That in mind, I bring to you the future of scientific development that will allow us to accomplish just that.




The woolly mammoth.


Japanese and Russian scientists are currently working on a way to clone the mammoth. (This is 100% true.)

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/scientific-discovery-may-lead-woolly-mammoths-roaming-earth-162955149.html


To quote from the article above:


"Scientists from Russia and Japan are working to bring woolly mammoths back by cloning the giant within the next five years. A mammoth thigh bone was found under permafrost soil in Siberia with its marrow in unusually well preserved condition. The Sakha Republic's mammoth museum and Japan's Kinki University will team up to recreate the mammoth using DNA taken from the marrow that is then put into the nuclei of egg cells of common elephants. The next step is implanting the embryos into elephant wombs to be delivered. Since the two species are close relatives, scientists are not foreseeing many complications."



That's right, together with our allies to the north, we will create an army of woolly mammoths to storm the Asian continent and trample our enemies into dust.


Lejina leads our Mammoth armies into battle.


Let the ground shake, the mountains tumble, and our enemies cower before us.

Onward!