Public Agenda

A butterfly gently flew over the round table heading toward a huge treetop offering shade in the middle of that hot sunny summer day.

-We must fight back!, said somebody spiting fire from his eyes.
-And who are you?
-Stop joking, you know who I am.
-I don't know neither, somebody else said.
-C`mon, I`m Andrew McFrodo, the good guy from this story
-Dude, how can you be Frodo, you are as tall as the other three hobbits combined.
-And you are?, McFrodo asked.
-I'm Sebalf The Grey, the good and powerful wizard.
-Don't know about that, I heard that Zoli Saruman mops the floor with you. You're no match for his propaganda power..
-You're just jealous, Gimli The Smif !

Going mad, Gimli the Smif has jumped over the table, trying to hit Sebalf. Finally, the fearsome warrior RupetotAragorn manages to break them.

-Guys, I have fail proof information that Feherlofia Sauron is gathering a huge army in IndoMordor, secretly. They are preparing for a massive war my friends..
-The ring must be destroyed, said Gimli the Smif looking straight in a young lady's decolletage.
-Stay out of my beautiful ring!, Malika Arwen said furiously. Cost me 15 GOLD, on the black market, you know...
-Woman, it's not about your damn ring, RupetotAragorn said. McFrodo, present THAT ring
-What ring?
-The ring which Sebalf gave you to protect it, Gimli The Smif said
-I have never seen that ring, in my entire life !
-Sebalf, where the hell is the ring?!, somebody asked.
-Errr, the ring...hmm..how can I put it..you see..guys...c`mon, I sold it..
-Whaaaat?!?!
-C`mon guys, don't be mad on me. I just really wanted to keep my promise that by the time I'll end my reign, I'll leave 5000 GOLD cash in Middle Earth's account. So, in the last day I sold the ring, for 4500 GOLD. A good deal, isn't it?
-To whom have you sold it?!?!
-Dunno, I saw this guy in market place. He was kinda stinky, smelling like a dead man. You know, his face had holes in it, you could actually see his teeth. It was really a poor misshapen creature.
-My God, he sold it to an orc!
-No, no, damn it, I am not that stupid. It was not an orc, for sure. After he took the ring, he dissolved in the air, like a ghost.
-Omae The Undead ! You sold it to the leader of the cursed army of the undead.
- RupetotAragorn, don't they have a deb that need to pay to the king of Gondor?
-Yeah, I could invoke this Zombie and force him to help us, but I fear him.
-Nevertheless, we need to gather our armies, Sebalf said.
-I am not fighting with my soldiers until Gimli The Smif will not take apologies for the way he treated me before, Malika Arwen said.
-C`mon girl, we're in serious troubles, McFrodo said.
-I saw that too, no decent q5 night cream with aloe vera available on the market, and this since more than two weeks. Unbearable !
-That's true, another woman voice agrees.
-Quicksilver Galadriel, why are you on our side, helping us?
-Well, since all my fellow citizens are cursing me, and calling me a traitor, and all that, I have decided to join your team. And I'll use all my magical power to teach them a lesson !
-Yeah, yeah, magical powers, bla bla bla, Sebalf said suspiciously .
-Dude, she gave birth to 4000 index babies in just three nights ! Now, that's a miracle !
-I could do that too, just gave me 4000 women, Gimli The Smif said with a big pervert grin
-Dream on, you long beard, Malika Arwen replied.
-The ring must not get into Feherlofia Sauron hands. No matter what !
-I can feel it, Zoli Saruman is already hunting down Omae the Undead, in order to get the ring. We must act fast otherwise the New World will fall under Sauron , Andrew McFrodo said
-I`ll get it here, Malika Arwen said. Iuhuuuuu..where are you poor little dead and decomposing boy? Iuhuuu, Omaaaeee
-Bwahahahahaha, who is calling me, getting me out of my cursed cave?
-Omae The Undead, do you have THE ring?
-Yeah, I have it, I can have anything I want, because I have a cave full of GOLD and treasures.
-Omae, give us the ring, we need to fight back the dark armies of Sauron.
-Why should I? What could you possibly offer me, which I don't already own?
-A woman?
-Pfaf!
-A plastic surgery for your face?
-Pfaf!
-The only thing that would convince me to give you THE ring, would be to force the Moonlight Black Rider to give me back my suspended newspaper, the only thing that I truly love.
-I could to that, Malika Arwen said. “Iuhuuu” she started..”Shut up, done” a voice from the skies said.

Having his newspaper back, Omae the Undead started to cry like a little boy, he was soo happy. He gave THE ring to Quicksilver Galadriel, because he knew for sure that she has never been eUGD party member. The rest of the group was untrustworthy.