The Ring of Dio
Day 1,134, 07:36
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Horice G Fossil
The eUK once again is under invasion, this time Dio and his ring worshippers.
The so called God, his finger firmly embedded in his ring, heads to our shores
"I command you, citizens of the eUK, to fall to your knees and gaze upon my ring"
Already among us in the eUK there are too many worshippers of the ring !
"We have been prostrate before his mighty ring, now with our choppers in hand
we are ready to do his bidding and aid the 'EVIL' Keers in conquering the eUK !"
The 'EVIL' Keers and his media troll Tomazin have already been busy in the eUK
"As the Dionist high priest of the eUK i command you to brace yourselves for the
comming of Lord Dio, and his mighty ring, for he shall soon expose himself to you"
Dio high priest The 'Evil' Keers plays with his balls while contemplating his plans
"What chance has the eUK againt the joint power of my balls and Dios mighty ring !"
Tomazin uses the eUK media to attack any that do not kowtow to the Dionists
"This article is sh#t you fuc#ing n00b you're no better than a fuc#ing Irishman ! "
The eUKs only hope is the Great Boblo and his followers the Spamicans
"I just can't simply sit and watch as this Dio fellow flaunts his ring to all & sundry"
Boblo and the Spamicans have faced the Dionists threat here and on the forums
"You Shall not pass, and for feck sake put your ring away it impresses nobody ! "
After staring deep into the Dionist abyss the Spamicans needed a stiff drink
"For Boblos sake we must not allow Dio to expose his ring to the rest of the eUK !"
Tomazin even tried to convince King Woldy to allow a Dio representative in his court
"Pride, Power, Pakistan Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio ! "
Luckily Boblo realised this was some form of Dionist incantation and cast him out
"As you now see your Majesty they will stop at nothing to spread their ring worship !"
With the weight of the eUK on his shoulders Boblo contemplates his next move
"My fellow citizens we cannot allow these Dio ring worshipper to penetrate the eUK any further !"
Horice
The so called God, his finger firmly embedded in his ring, heads to our shores
"I command you, citizens of the eUK, to fall to your knees and gaze upon my ring"
Already among us in the eUK there are too many worshippers of the ring !
"We have been prostrate before his mighty ring, now with our choppers in hand
we are ready to do his bidding and aid the 'EVIL' Keers in conquering the eUK !"
The 'EVIL' Keers and his media troll Tomazin have already been busy in the eUK
"As the Dionist high priest of the eUK i command you to brace yourselves for the
comming of Lord Dio, and his mighty ring, for he shall soon expose himself to you"
Dio high priest The 'Evil' Keers plays with his balls while contemplating his plans
"What chance has the eUK againt the joint power of my balls and Dios mighty ring !"
Tomazin uses the eUK media to attack any that do not kowtow to the Dionists
"This article is sh#t you fuc#ing n00b you're no better than a fuc#ing Irishman ! "
The eUKs only hope is the Great Boblo and his followers the Spamicans
"I just can't simply sit and watch as this Dio fellow flaunts his ring to all & sundry"
Boblo and the Spamicans have faced the Dionists threat here and on the forums
"You Shall not pass, and for feck sake put your ring away it impresses nobody ! "
After staring deep into the Dionist abyss the Spamicans needed a stiff drink
"For Boblos sake we must not allow Dio to expose his ring to the rest of the eUK !"
Tomazin even tried to convince King Woldy to allow a Dio representative in his court
"Pride, Power, Pakistan Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio Dio ! "
Luckily Boblo realised this was some form of Dionist incantation and cast him out
"As you now see your Majesty they will stop at nothing to spread their ring worship !"
With the weight of the eUK on his shoulders Boblo contemplates his next move
"My fellow citizens we cannot allow these Dio ring worshipper to penetrate the eUK any further !"
Horice
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
You will not and cannot resist the power of the ring!!!
Ossim
We shall not bow down to the ring!
deVillefort aka. Aragorn.
who cares about a ereligion or whatever it is let them believe what they want to believe and you believe what you want to believe
lol'd
dark days.... 😮
The title cracked me up.
Dio's ring is going to get destroyed.
In more ways than one if Keers has his way
Dio's ring is going to get destroyed.
In more ways than one if Keers has his way
err...you already said that bob 😉
I am theoden
I am win
Dio? *coughfgtcough*
This is funny because you took pictures out of context, but changed the captions to something more relevant to UK culture!
Dio's ring is going to get destroyed.
In more ways than one if Keers has his way
Classic
hehehe
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A laugh as always.
This article is sh#t you fuc#ing n00b you're no better than a fuc#ing Irishman !
DIOTROLL
Epic😉
Never stop writing these 🙂
KILL IT WITH MORDOR