The Republican Party Leadership in-exile

Day 1,000, 08:42 • Published in USA USA • by Jefferson Lincoln

My friends I come today with some sad news. Once again our party has been PTO'ed. This time the traitor is Pizza The Hut. For those of you who say Pizza is not a PTO you are completely wrong. First off he has violated our charter by running without the endorsement of the Republican Party. Second off he has been named the #1 threat to the United States government and is a threat to both the country and the Republican Party. Lastly he was recently banned from the party forums for personal attacks against our Federalist Party Ambassador citizenslave and threatning and harassing our party membership.


However I do bring good news. The Republican Party Leadership in-exile is back! If you remember correctly there was some fun stuff that happened last time and we intend to troll Ajay Bruno even harder this time. Some of the stuff we did or will be doing cannot be discussed in great detail to the sensitivity of the issue and the fact that Ajay and his allies could report me for it. However let's just say by the time we're through with him he'll wish he never pulled this little stunt yesterday.


We encourage you to both friend and subscribe to the org "Republican Party Funds" as this represents the true leadership of the Republican Party. President Anderson and I will be running the org and writing all kinds of propaganda against Pizza The Hut. If you have any information concerning the accounts of Ajay Bruno, L.S. Winston Churchill, or Pizza The Hut please just send us a pm and we'll be sure to include it in our next article.


We are also encouraging all true members of the Republican Party to temporarily move to the American Defense and Trade Party as this is the lowest top 5 party and we want to ensure that the hijacked Republican Party does not make it to the top 5. So do your patriotic duty and move to the ADTP!


Lastly call in to Pizza Party Radio tonight and tell Pizza The Hut how you feel. Let's flood the phone lines people! It's going to be a interesting month.

Richard Nixon II
Vice President of the Republican Party Leadership in-exile