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The Rellori Report -To kill a Russian bird

Day 1,197, 02:14 • Published in United Arab Emirates Australia

• by James Rellori

Hi, Im your book reading, Animal Farm loving reporter who coincidently bought tickets to Animal farm the play, James Rellori and this is the Rellori Report, First of March (Pinch and a punch stuff) 2011, Day 1197 of the new world.

How to kill a Russian Bird (Cl4trap)

1. Get it into a trap, Put 500 gold into the country's accounts and they will claim its for "Country's army"

2. Make lots of partys, They will see it as a perfect way to take over and have all power

3. They will win most of congress by increasing membership in one party to take over another.

4. Leave eUAE, Soon enough, Cl4trap and his flock will fly away from eUAE, Making it for us to be able to return to peace.

And thats your daily portion of truth, Stay alert for my next article, Where i reference Pop culture again in some term making fun of either Cl4trap or voice.

ALSO!

I think that Voice has done a great job with the resistance, Her stepping down will be remembered as a glorious moment, I would put myself up for being president under the resistance, But i can not be half of a leader than voice was.

Comments

kobra101 Day 1,197, 02:18

vote

Falc0ni Day 1,197, 02:30

James, if you would become the leader of the resistance, how could we be different than the ptoer russians? You are not an arab right?

James Rellori Day 1,197, 02:34

I would be different because i have no plans to PTO party's, Steal 500 gold and various other crimes commented by ABOC, But i said i was thinking about it, But i would not as voice is a hard act to follow.

Aaronel Day 1,197, 05:10

Falc0ni Day 1,197, 07:34

@James Rellori
Good reply

voice Day 1,197, 10:08

not necessary an Arab native, but an leader who is supported by Arabs and who support Arabs. eHistory will judge what i did! i took responsibility in the last congress fiasco!

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