The Rellori Report -TJ is Super sunbaking on Srg91 Summer sun!
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by James Rellori
Welcome back, Im James Rellori, Apparent Funnyman, Dog killer and Weird freak who makes you feel more sane, Today is the 26th of November, Day 1467 and this is the Rellori Report, Don't forget to vote and Subscribe!
Now look, There comes a time when James Rellori pops out of nowhere and starts talking about the ellection, That time is now, Im going to be talking about the canidates in the next few days, But they havent provided much comedy policies which will never work for me to work off so, I will try with this first article.
Super Christopher
For some reason, I feel that hes more the middle ground candidate of this election compared to TJ and Srg91. Hes well known with older members of the eAustralian community, But is he well known enough with new players? We will just have to wait and see for more policies to come out from him.
TJ Norton
I believe TJ to be the higher ground candidate of this election, Just because of how much of a troll and a meanie he is to players. Just look at this, I asked some eAustralian Citizens of what they think of TJ, This is my reply...
"Hes fat and looks like a A380"
-Anonymous
"No comment, Because hes so stupid that he couldn't read it anyway! Ooooooh!"
-Johhny Mc John John.
"James Rellori did not make up the last two messages and names"
-James Rellori.
Srg91
I feel Srg91 has the lower ground of the three candidates, But has a chance to win, First he needs to find a party but, I sat down with Srg91 earlier today and discussed with him his polices and plans.
Q:Firstly, Do you think you have a chance at becoming Prime Minister?
A:As good as any other player I guess, its going to be a difficult and interesting run tbh.
Q:who do you think has a larger chance of winning than you?
A:honestly it could go any way tbh, but the top 3 position should be TJ sc and myself
Q:Which party do you plan on running with?
A:AI of cause it is the first party I run under but as afar as I am aware KH, GnG, ACP have put my name up against others in pre-election.
Q:We haven't seen any polices from you this current election, What are your goals if you are elected?
A:most direct, get some regions one way or another. I have just replaced SC as MoD today, due to his rl schoolie week and there will be talks between eIndo and eAus rather soon
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o do you believe the old WA and NT to the Indonesian deal would still work?
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robably not, I think they would want SA and WA more then anything,this is due to region bonus and what not but the Indo's does want some regions in my opinion.
Q:Moving on from the topic of states and such, What are your polices, Financially?
A😛
retty much aim for a breakeven budget, I understand militarywise- we use up alot of aud. But generally I aim to cut down MPPs and give the rest of the budget to the military to breakeven, Mainly because we dont have regions at the moment and this limits our total income.
Q:What about Social plans?
A:eAus does not require the old handling out food to players as new players get high paid aud as soon as they join. I aim to produces educational articles on a regular base, keep the population informed about situations and we will be using certain tools to reach out to new players to join our forums, ircs and community
Q😒
o, What candidates do you see as a threat to your campaign?
A:Either TJ or SC to be honest, either could drum up alot of support for their cause.
Q:Finally, If you do not win the election, What do you plan to do?
A:the same I always been doing, having fun in the community and do my part if I can
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LOL, first denied
So. Much. Win.
The best lulz I've seen all week. Awesome.
I love how biased you are, just shows that you "fit in" in Australia. Go back to the United Australian Emirates.
Milhail...
You mad bro?
HENRY4CP \o/
Norton for Prime Minister!
LOL @ TJ's poster reading "Proudly INDEPENDENT" xD
lol at Mikhail telling someone to go back to another country 😛
Nelson he obviously got it off one of my old articles when I was in the AI. This was one of the many times you were away and haven't kept up ;-o)
"The same I always been doing, having fun in the community and do my part if I can"
This is how the community should be viewed.
Haha, I clearly remember Norton being a member of the evil AI conspirators, failing to get elected on his first attempt then quickly jumping ship and hating the AI ever since. : D
there are so many countries Mikhail could go back to.
"Haha, I clearly remember Norton being a member of the evil AI conspirators, failing to get elected on his first attempt then quickly jumping ship and hating the AI ever since. : D"
I wasn't involved so all I have is you and XG's word that it occurred though TJ denies it.... Now who would I believe? lol
Infin, you can't say that, Mikhail will be the ANP vCP. Unless you admit he is not up to the task.... lets be frank, that is one admission I think we can all make.
TJ don't try to compare yourself to H.Nelson. You just embarrass yourself even attempting to make out that you belong on the same platform as people like H.Nelson and XG.
The trolls grow here like rag weed. Little wonder it's hard to attain hard working players.
LOL Nelson you weren't even around dude. You were on another of your afk jaunts. I remember every single person who was active in the AI at the time and sad to say you weren't a known quotient during the great debate had over party platform.
Obviously you're continuing the hate train on behalf of your crew and that's fine - as long as you tell the truth. Then again, that would be asking a lot coming from someone who was about as active as a blade of grass, yet conspired to debunk the democratically elected government of this country. Lulz on Nelson boy!
Just saying, one reason the "democratically elected" government was "debunked" (oh yeah, the guy who was banned for multis... democratic, right), was that he insulted and pissed off most of the Senate. A smart CP candidate would do well to bear that in mind. Beware the Ides of March!
Oh, now I see, poor little TJ is still butthurt that I gave him the boot not needing an incompetent dPM like him : D (shortly after his incompetent boss was impeached by the Senate as Wally was kind to point out)
How was I incompetent? Nelson you weren't even active fool you were only brought in when the shit hit the fan. Have your issues with Dis but don't blame me or our Government. I couldn't stop laughing when you presented your list of "achievements". Erhmm .. you mean what we set up for you to knock over in the last 10 days of the term? ROFL! You really are a pig. You would do well to remember that, because, a number of people you claim to respect also served in it.
Re. the impeachment. Oh yes - the one where the previous Senate didn't have the balls to try yet when you stacked it with your own people it was the first order of business. GG bro GG LOL!
Are you 12 years old? Either that or you are a seriously disagreeable person. Where I live, if you spoke like that to people in real life you'd be taken behind the frac tank for a mano y mano discussion. If you worked for me I'd have to sack you for your own protection. You seriously have no business representing eAus with that elite, snarky, insulting attitude.