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In this edition of the Rellori Report...

Party President elections are coming up tomorrow , Please save the kittens by not voting in the PnPP

I sat down with Fionia, Our Vice President and the Minister of Finance, I think there hiding something up!

And also, Is Calbe hot, We ask the hard questions to hard New Zealanders!

Party Presidents:

Soon on this, Unexciting New Zealand week. We will have the eNew Zealand Party President elections...

But i ask you all to vote in the PnPP, OR I SHALL KILL 10 KITTENS!



But this isn't the problem... I ask... WHO EVER IS TRYING TO RECRUIT OUR SHEEP! STOP IT!



Ill fight in till we get our sheep numbers back, We have less than a day intill the sheep decide to PTO or be loyal citizens.

Interview with Minister of Finance Aka NX and Fiona

James -Firstly, On a scale of one to HAWT! how do you think Calbe looks?
NX -oh
|NX|-yeah, I'm just going to ignore that question
James_Rellori-Okay then...
James_Rellori-I have more
James_Rellori-Why have you been stealing millions of NZD out of the Tresury?
|NX|-I'm really not interested in a nonsensical interview
|NX|-if you change your mind, and your questions
|NX|-let me know
James_Rellori-Why are you refusing answering me?
James_Rellori-Is it because your covering it up?
James_Rellori-IS CALBE AND THE SERBS IN ON THIS?

Now... I HAVE FOUND A COVER UP! STAY ON THIS NEWSPAPER IN THE CURRENT DAYS AS I FIGURE OUT WHAT HAS HAPPEN...



I then decided to ask Fionia about this...

James_Rellori-Firstly...
James_Rellori-I was just interviewing NX
James_Rellori-And he will not answer why he has been stealing millions of NZD out of the treasury. Is there a cabinet conspiracy?
Fionia-nobody's been stealing anything

Fionia was quite quick to answer, First NX and Calbe and Serbs... now Fionia!


How hawt is calbe?



I went to the people with "How hot is calbe, 1 to HAWT!"

Fionia: Hawt

Discrate: Hes a Dude

NX: No answer (Automaticly means 1)

James Rellori: 8