The Rellori Report - Mr P P T T O!

Day 1,200, 04:01 • Published in United Arab Emirates Australia • by James Rellori

Hi, Im James Rellori, Your Dictator, President for Life, The date in my dictatorship is March the Forth, Day 1,200 of the new world (What a waste of a article this is for such a important day!) and this is the Rellori Report if you do not know by now.


He's Russian and hes a PTOer
And like the Ruskies, he looks for trouble
That's why the 500 is gone
Mr. P P T T O

He's evil and he steals
And he can ban you like donkey kong
The Russian's a Moderator
Mr. P P T T O

Backstabbing and bribery
Have filled the stranger's past
Like a knife he cuts thro' life
Like every one serves him

He's Russian and hes weak
He's from the Serbian school of PTOers
A pity if it grieves 'em
Mr. P P T T O's a fool

Backstabbing and bribery
Have filled the stranger's past
Like a knife he cuts thro' life
Like every one serves him

He's gone and hes banned
Its all of our wishes
A pity that he stayed as long as he did
No, he's a fool, he's a fool, he is a fool


(The Rellori Report version of Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)