The Rellori Report - I try to talk to the Prime Minister, And did
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by James Rellori
Im James Rellori, Facebooker, Facepuncher, Faceloler and Face4chaner. The date is the 6th of August, Day 1355 of the screwed world. This is the Rellori Report.
For those who do not know how this works, I make a few funnies then you go in the comments "Gay go kill ur self"
Prime Minister of eIndoneisa slave eAustralia
I wanted to ask the Prime Minister some questions, So i tried to reach him on the IRC...
21:15 James_Rellori Hey, Are you there?
21:19 James_Rellori Nope?
Then Finally...
21:29 James_Rellori May i ask some questions?
21:29 James_Rellori For my Newspaper
21:30 Majester Sure.
Q😮
kay first, What are your goals as Prime Minister?
A:Big question. I want to build on our relationship with New Zealand, increase our standing in EDEN, and unite liek mided coutries in the region. I believe Victoria is ready to be returnded by negotiation with Indonesia (despite the current resistance war madness). Economically, we need to get rid of the deficit and grow it enough to dramatically increase the way we fund the military. The primary reason for this is we use them to train and retain our new players.
Q: So, You want us to become eNZ B****
A:Nope. On the contary, I want NZ to cease being Serbia's. It is possible for a mutually beneficial relationship if its settled. Right now, we can do nothing whithout having to watch our back.
Q: But Serbs dont make friendships, They backstabbers and be a**holes, If the Serbs do not cooperate, What is your plan?
A:We are in the process of accumulating enough pressure to make them want to go home. We have very solid allies. They don't. We are patient enough to wear them down.
Q: So, Im looking at your cabinet list and i see there is no Minister for Education, Explain?
A😒
ocial Services is Education, Mentorship and Health all rolled into one. They naturally overlap.
Q:What makes you think that Garven is the best choice for Deputy Prime Minister?
A:Garven was going to be a candidate and pulled out when he heard I would be running. He has enough confidence to be PM, and has been before. His international relations are excellent which are another asset. Our timezones also compliment each other for a better presence. I feel confident in giving him the rudder when I am offline and often consult on his insights.
Q😃
o you think Docterdry should be Prime Minister again next term?
A:I would not have been in his cabinet if I did not believe he was capable of the job. His cabinet choices were unfortunate. A good PM is surrounded by good workers. They make or break you. Their efforts left DD fighting trolls instead of focusing on running the country.
Q😒
o, Its a yes?
A:It depends on his cabinet choices. If he sticks to party lackeys only, it will likely be a repeat performance. If he expands his talent pool to the best Australia have to offer - he could be fantastic. His dramatic style, if nothing else, does make politics fun.
Q: Am i the best Australia has to offer?
A: I don't know. Your contributions to our society or community work have gone largely unnoticed. I would have to ask around to find out more.
Q: Are you planning a program to help new players to the game and the country get some sort of Cabinet Experience? Like Internships.
A:Internships are open. The university was reopened under H.Nelson. Mentors are at hand. We need to recruit students now.
Q: Is there somewhere where people can sign up, Forum area?
A: Yes. Flatty can give you the links.
22:02 James_Rellori Thanks for your time...
22:02 Majester My pleasure.
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"Gay go kill ur self"
DDs struggle originated from trolling by timeoin and tim holtz and venja. They didn't give him a fair go. They targetted him personally, determined to make him fail.
infin give it a rest. if DD had a good cabinet instead of ANP lackeys we would have been alot less harsh
Maj can't even control his own bonfire, let alone the inferno set to come. Looks like we'll need to find another country .... again.
This is what happens when you stick ADF'ers in the eLodge. They have the mindset of Genghis Khan and when we lay out our e-dead for burial it's only then they wake up from their dream and realise Dad's Army ain't as big as its mouth.
Yes, Lets put someone with a head and who knows nothing about the eAus military, Lets vote James Rellori at the next election.
I actually voted this, I feel like killing myself now.
DD4CP o/
@Wally: Don't feel guilty, I voted it too, but only because it's an interview with Majester. : D
What a weird kid.
Voted.
I liked it.
Keep upping your involvement James and keep learning about the eWorld. Always better to ask before you do something stupid - at least you'll know why people are about to be mad at you.