The Rellori Report- I have a chat with Discrate1/Docterdry, Ewww!

Day 1,372, 02:12 Published in Australia Australia by James Rellori

Im James Rellori, Please Explaining, Rellori opinio in Latin pariter? The date is the 23rd of August, 2011, Day 1372 of the Rellori World.


So, I sat down with Discrate1...

Q.James_Rellori First, What do you think of Majester?

A.Discrate1 Well he seems to be a good CP, even though we rarely hear from him in-game, on irc, or the forums. Which is ironic since i was impeach for simply not writing articles in-game. Overall he seems to be a life raft of logic in the middle of an ocean of trolls and disruptors which his cabinet is filled with.

Q.James_Rellori Will you be running for Prime Minister this election?

A.Discrate1 No i won't be, because the disruptors will once again destroy the country in order to act out their personal vendetta aginst me. I plan to run one day again in the future and this time it will be much different

Q.James_Rellori Do you plan to do anything in the next month?

A.Discrate1 I'm rather bored atm with politics. I'll be running for the senate but if i dont get in it wont bother me. Going to focus on fighting alot more since i really haven't focused on it in the past. Other than that ill just be an average citizen

Q.James_Rellori Ok, Why are manhole covers round?

A.Discrate1 Because the giant snakes that live in sewers are roundish in shape so they made the manhole covers a circle roundish shape to accommodate the giant snakes if they ever need to come to the surface.

Q.James_Rellori You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off. How old is the bus driver?

A.Discrate1 The mental age of the bus driver is about 13, i won't reveal my real age.

Q.James_Rellori There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?

A.discrate1 Half in New York and Half in Canada, being buried alive wouldn't be pleasant

Q.James_Rellori In a small room you have a refridgerator, if you left the door of the 'fridge open would the temp in the room fall or would the temp in the 'fridge rise? Why?

A.Discrate1 The temp in the room would fall because the room is a size of a closet and the fridge is high powered

James_Rellori Actually wrong...The temp inside the fridge would fall,Heat moves faster than cold., Anyway...

Q.James_Rellori What is the speed of dark?

A.Discrate1 it doesnt have speed

Q.James_Rellori Do you plan to pay child support?

A.Discrate1 No, i would make sure no child of mine was born

Q.James_Rellori So, What about your one child?

A.Discrate1 whats with these questions? u have asked so many and they are becoming more and more crap lol

Q.James_Rellori Whats with you not paying my child support b^&$#?

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