The Rellori Report - Don's Plans leaked! Election Edition
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by James Rellori
On this weeks edition...
Dons plans leaked, Finally, Im at the same level as Wikileaks, On the Serbian Assassination list.
and the Presidential edition, Find out how i swing.
Dons plans
I have the leaked plans of Don if he is elected as President, I see no problems with them... Except it was written in Serbian, So its translated.
SECRET DOCUMENT OF THE GREAT SERBIAN GOVERNMENT
THE PLAN TO TAKE OVER ENEW ZEALAND
Topmost political Don_KronoX need many votes from great glorious nation of Serbia, We shall guide eNew Zealand to the way of the great phoenix! HAIL PHOENIX!
Ugly Fionia is no match for glorious future colony, eNew Serbia. Fionia has backing of weak non multi citizens of eNew Serbia
We shall first steal all gold out of there weak government and pretend we are there to guide them to freedom, We shall guide them to the great slavery of Phoenix as we did with every other phoenix country.
THIS IS A OFFICIAL SERBIAN GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT! DO NOT LEAK THIS!
The Election watch...
I will be looking at all the presidential campaigns and comparing them to one another... And you can find out how i swing yes, You sickos.
Fionia:
Fionia articles have always been good in my opinion, But this time i think she may of just lowered down the quality for more. Shes run a hard campaign and i wouldn't be surprised if she won and i voted for her.
Don:
I didn't like his articles that much, I found them too focused on one issue, I dont think he has a strong cabinet. I would be not too much surprised if he won with all thoes serb Multis he has. (Just kiddin)
That interdependent guy...
Interdependent never win, End of story.
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i dont think upside down nederland flag gives the proper "comical" element to this article
Yeah. We are dumb. And you are smart.
So, you loose elections again..
Voted for srs biznis.
What exactly is the point of this article again, besides instigating even further stressed relations between eNZ citizens?
Mloim sve da ne nsaedaju na prvokacije jer to im je plan.
Hoce da nas isporovociraju pa prjiave.
James, you're only making things worse for Fionia by making such comments.
@adam James Rellori is my best inside operative hehehehe
Don, then you must be a genius. You chose wisely.
James Rellori for president !!!1
James Rellori for president !!!
Nikada nećemo odustati, we will never give up!
I agree and disagree with a few points said here:
Adam Reese- Correct, even if this was just intended as a political satire article, it wasn't done very well and you've only made Fionia look bad.
James/Adam/others- James has a point, imo Don didn't put as much thought into his cabinet as Fionia did. Don clearly isn't aware of the full-situation of the country at the moment.
For example, he has a single MoD (whom he believes would still have the authority to reorganize/set-up the military however he/she pleases) and appears to believe the government still has full control over the military when Calbe announced some time ago the military is apolitical (it doesn't have to follow orders from the government in case of a PTO/incredibly stupid orders).
Also more to the point a lot of the selections seem inexperienced/etc. Devoid (who hasn't made any clear political statements AGAINST Don) would easily be a much better financial/trade minister than Mantle. Even if Don doesn't agree with Devoid's economical standpoint, his dedication/economical anaylsis would be immensely valuable regardless. But that's just an example, I have no idea if any offers were made, etc.
@Gaius Marcus
1. Don made an mixed Cabinet and Fionia clean (from majority in Congress)
2. Apolitical Army force - That mean when CP give order to fight, MoD must organize one fast referendum and voting to decide will be accepted Presidents order?
"2..." Don't play stupid. Currently the CoDF is the final authority in the military and determines which orders are followed.