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This is The Rellori Report, January, 26, 2011, Day 1163 of the New World.


Cl4trap



CL4trap... A name, That many in the Tage community count as a PTOer...


Well... I dont, Cl4trap is a respectable member of eUAE who would also "TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL CATS" over my articles, Hes a man who has a sense of humor and treats anyone who treats him with respect and is kind to everyone, Even knowing i called him Asinine in one of my first messages to him. He shows the unity and peace that would be in expected from a Citizen of eUAE, He isnt someone who is forcing his beliefs on people. I believe hes a man who can be a Successful Congressman and a President, I would support either Voice or Cl4trap for President and Cl4trap can ever take someone to altar... Owning a sum of UFNJDGGFGF gold...



Now some people are just coming out and claiming that what Cl4trap is doing is... Well... What his name is without the Cl4 part...


TRAP


Yes... Many members of TAGE claim that Cl4trap is a man after our gold... But i say hes after our golden hearts... Made of Steel, With Only 9 days away in till hes possibly elected with a landslide win... The only trap hes setting up is one to our Gold/Iron/Non-Polish hearts.




Ima Congress

The ABOC dominated Congress with winning 35 of the 39 people who ran, As show by this graph made by me using Google documents...



It shows that the ABOC has a clear domination over Congress... Being able to help who ever the future president reach his goals of a slumber party with all eArabs each weekend, Who call it "TAGE meetings"



But i was elected to Congress... I will report every detail of the bills im probably gonna pass and be denied by about 30 votes to 2. (Hint: The Second is Voice)


What have we learned from the eUAE media?

My new weekly segment about what have we learned from eArabic media...

First up.. The Trolling Tribune



"if you are reading this article then you are either a)wasting your time or b)just not realising you are wasting your time c)realising but not admiting that you are wasting your time."

Ummh... Errrrr such a hard question! Ummmmm Z!

This New Newspaper, Claiming to be a newspaper for just about anything...Making a bad article about who he is and what his newpaper is for... And he gets a wag of my finger.


Secoundly... Saudi Arabians, What we really are? article

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/saudi-arabians-what-we-really-are--1654918/1/20

Now theres one thing i would like to say about it...

"We fight together, Taking Bullets in the chest is merely an art."



You might fight together, You might take bullets in the chest... But theres no way i would call it a art... German art maybe... But not normal art.

Thirdly,Vote to me please


Vote for me please, Located here:

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vote-to-me-please-1652973/1/20


Shows a vast knowledge of the congress and its laws... With such things as...

"1. I will listen to all of your opinions"

Well... Everyone says that...

"2. I will change the tax of food and grain, lower VAT, lower Income Tax, and higher Import Tax"

Do you even know how taxes in the game works? Can you even name what region has what in your country with the correct spelling?

"3. I will try to get us one grain region, if it will be in agreement or war."

Ah yes... Just what a country needs... A WAR, Gather out the troops... First we got the bomb and that was good because we want some GRAIN!




And thats tonights edition of The Rellori Report... The next article will be five days before the election, Where i talk to each candidate about there plans.