The Reason We're Losing
Day 1,307, 09:09
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Published in USA 
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by mohe3439
ONE is filled with people whose countries are known for sucking, so they don't want to go outside. That makes them more likely to waste money on gold for this game and as we all know, gold=victory in the new war module.
So the problem is, quite frankly, that ONE has no life. And in the words of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, "How do you kill that which has no life?" The answer is live even less. So remember, even if we do lose the game, we'll still win life which is more important at the end of the day.
So choose, either surrender your life to the game and become this
or even this 
Or, you can choose to be this,
So whether we win, or lose the game, we'll still have a life to live with money not spent on gold.
Thank you for reading.
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O yeah, in rl I'm a male model, that's why I lose at this game.
I was thinking more non-disgusting human, but sure, let's go with that.
No life don't work = no gold 🙂
I think you should man up and fight, and stop trying to find the reason we are losing... You are not helping by doing this.
it's the population, not only the money.
You got it completely wrong... You're saying Spain sucks? WTF?? SPAIN IN SUMMER???? Dude, you've got no freaking idea...
By the way... USA is known to be the fattest country in the worl😛 http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
So it is likely to be the fattest country in the eWorld too.
I thought we were losing because Emerick isn't CP.
i smell american butthurt
very fat one
I smell American butthurt
very fat one
x2
Lol at guys who don't know it's a joke.
Exactly what I was thinking. The reason America is shrinking is because most Americans can find better things to do. 😛😛
Being a male model, I can confirm I have very little time to spend on this game.
That is a hilarious, and good point. All the same, it is interesting to see how people react to the events in this fake world we've made. I know that I, for instance, feel a strange stab of patriotism and drive to fight every time I look at the eworld map.
Also, I'm 5 foot 10.5 and 110 pounds. I'm probably skinnier than all of you.
looooooool.
"ONE is filled with people whose countries are known for sucking"
"So the problem is, quite frankly, that ONE has no life"
"if we do lose the game, we'll still win life which is more important at the end of the day."
Por favor, no dejeis a los niños que usen ordenadores...
Haha, WE R LOOSING HERE BUT WE WIN RL WE R SO KOOL AMIRITE? XD
Yeah, you are actually right.
Americanos gordossssss
I was 5'10'' when I was 14 too.
Don´t worry mates, I have kleenex por everybody. You can keep crying
awesome analysis, voted and subbed
Yes, indeed. America on all other things, Win.
You must be extremely silly to write such article.
Also, the photos are from Rl Americans. So... Self-humiliation... Just lol
America is the country with the most homeless dudes in the world. No jobs, trillion the debt. We'll see us in a while.
oh hai im eating hamburguers and playing erepublik all day, thats why i win. You are constantly losing, because you have a busy life fucking with supermodels and saving the world from alien invasions
@Chuchi, yeah, pretty much.
both sides spend lots of gold - it's not a ONE thing. ONE just have more old players, because the countries that formed it got together for that reason.
its bad that you humalite people
O yeah, in rl I'm a male model, that's why I lose at this game.'
i dont know who this guy is, but he sure is funny ^ _ ^
For all those male models out there, "Plus Size" male models, correct?
Jajajajaja, naa, you aren't good losers
> implying americans got lives...
yeah sure bro if lieing to yourself makes you happy go4it
@Yuval
All Turkish people do is eat Turkey XD
so ,we are fat ,and playing computer whole day, it is a little bit ironic from u USA ;p
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Trolololo, an American talking about fat people : D
hahahahahaha you can find this kind of man only in USA xD
So the problem is, quite frankly, that ONE has no life. ahahahahaha omg...
Regards from New York, Poland : )
Trolololo..
Yeah Poland sucks.
But Hungary & Spain are awesome.
this guy is american 10000% haha
They need whole ONE to face USA.
HAIL USA o>
You've picked your side, just as we all, this time it seems you've picked the wrong one m8, no need to explain...
Whole ONE isn't needed to erase USA , there just isn't anybody other left : D
funny, because Leonardo drawing is actually European - and the fat guy is with 99% probability US citizen 😃
Also, suggesting that some poor people from middle-European post-communist countries have more gold-buying power than guys from the USA, Germany or France sounds a bit weird.
But ofcoz you are right, to some extent, that countries weak in RL try to compensate that somewhere - for example in eRep.
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