The Rather Unfortunate Events Series: Synopsis
Callumh123
It's time to indulge myself deep within your intangible, metronomic minds. And present to you the newest series of melancholy stories. The Rather Unfortunate Events is here for passive 'eRepublikans' to get their infrequent fix of hard pressing tales of a not so futuristic, future. Now is not the time to unravel and unfurl the illiterate, literacy of Callumh123. I will however be kind enough to drop some sort of Proverbial engagement . T.R.U.E.S will consist of 14 parts, these adventures will put even our most benevolent Dear Father in a position of awe.
Now i leave you with a Synopsis of Part1:
Srg91 was one of eAustralia’s greatest ever soldiers. He was known across the eGlobe for his military expertise and for being a primitive, ruthless warrior on the battlefield. When eAustralia embarked into total chaos, Srg91 formed the Council of Elders in order to bring balance back to eAustralia, with the intention that the Elders would presumably, reign over the new eAustralia and then slowly slip back into some sort Legislative process, This was all irrelevant gibberish to the High Elder, who only cared for a united eAustralia. eAustralia would be then rebuilt in Srg91's image. It seemed to be all miscalculated, taking eAustralia was going to be surprisingly tougher than Srg91 originally thought, with many factions vying for power, the general consensus of the people, is a stutter. They are split on who to side with.
Srg91 decides to concentrate his forces in taking significant territory across Queensland in a bid to create his own Provisional Government in the highly populated area, Srg quickly disregards his manifesto of slowly bringing back a Democratic process, he decides the Elders should rule as Authoritarians, and where better to start Authoritarianism rule than in eQueensland? Wrong.
Srg91 begins to ascend into higher power regardless of the consensus of people against his army, Srg91 starts to conscript the dear people of eQueensland who he has taken captive and create a large enough army to be able to take Queensland for his Council, and out of the control of the eMonarchy of eAustralia, the last stronghold of the dynasty.
I hope you enjoyed my little synopsis, unfortunately this is nothing in the grander scale of events to follow.
Read.
Comments
Switches from past tense to present tense.
That's the point
>stories
Oh?
>written by Callumh123
Hahahaha, almost had me going for a minute there.
the adf accounts being used to troll i think we all remember how that went last time
Who are you to say that the ADF's official position is that Callumh123 is a bad writer, Shadow455? We could very well have his face on all the targets and training dummies.
Hell, it would probably raise morale if they got to shoot Callumh123 all day.
Seriously though they're all by me and anyone who bothers to take notice rather than worry about their silly grudge against the ADF (hint: you) would realize that just because I'm commenting from an org doesn't mean that the ADF is suddenly taking a hard line against Callumh123 writing sub-par love stories about srg91.
just looks like spam.
more of this to come? OMG :'(
Much more 😉
And Hinokai my love for Srg91 continues.
May god have mercy on us all.