The positive project: The story of Alphonso

Day 1,625, 13:43 • Published in Romania Poland • by Skylar Vicious

After a refreshing killing spree in Gotham City, yet again saving the world of jokers and silly penguin people, I got back to the Batcave where my dearest butler Alfred (or peach as I like to caress him) reminded me that I have to write for the Positive Project.

Who to chose? Thoughts were romping in my head, so.. Alphonso came across my mind, and suddenly the skies turned black and a shiver ran down my spine...



This is a nemesis of mine worthy of becoming the subject of my writings.

I first met him when we were both waiting for acknowledgement. Two youngsters, power thirsty individuals, soon to be leaders. Of course, we took our separate ways in the end. I became Batgirl, the protector of Gotham City and holder of the Holy Troll Grail while he was the vicious leader of the Trollthirsty Alliance (EDEN or smth like that, totally unimportant btw).

We saw each other again while we were deciding the faith of our minions, some poor countries that were puppets under our commands. Since his strong personality and wits led him to believe that his precious alliance, preserved with such passion, was in danger of being corrupted by Batgirl’s army of trolls.. his rage unleashed and our battle ended with fake logs and chaos.



He was defeated. But his creation rose again like a Falcon and continued to spread boredom around the New World. “Nice fight, chump! Nice fight!” - this is what I would certainly say to him if we ever meet again.

All in all, he was one of the greatest leaders I have ever met, passionate organizer of sinful events in Budapest and awfully cute Falcon butt.

Crista
xoxo