The Polish Invasion Will Be Repelled!

Day 1,678, 07:28 • Published in USA USA • by Zheng He

The word of the day is "North Carolina".


Friends, 'Mericans, Countrymen, lend me your guns;
I come to bury Poles, not to praise them.
The evil that Poles do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Poles. The noble Israel Stevens
Hath told you Poland was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously will Poland answer!


Yes, you got it right.
Poland is invading North Carolina!!

So grab your guns, chow down, and load up your candy bars. Get your butts to the outer banks of
North Carolina and KILL THE POLES!!!!

Zheng He
Congress-critter from Delaware
Colonel 2-clicker
Slayer of Poles