The PERFECT Valentines Day Gift!

Day 1,530, 15:24 • Published in USA USA • by Screwpublic

With Valentine's day just around the corner, the question on everyone's mind is:

What do I get my sweetheart for Valentines Day?

Well, the answer is easy.

Get her a premium Face-Cap!
That's right, show her how much you love her by giving her the gift that says "Are you wearing makeup? You are? Well, maybe you just need a second coat."

Gentlemen, does your wife look like this?:




Well, say goodbye to that pesky, morning tumble off the balcony!

Now, you can give her the gift that keeps on concealing.

And no, we aren't talking about those cheap eChinese FaceCaps either!



No sir! Sure, if you wanted that you could just buy a box of chocolates and cut some holes in the box while enjoying the candy.

No more flimsy, unreliable FaceCaps!

You can get her the newest look:



No? Perhaps she'd prefer a more refined and sophisticated look:



Maybe your girl is more of the casual type. Consider getting her one these premier FaceCaps! You'll be glad you did!-





Or Maybe a more subdued look is what she'd like:





Or maybe she prefers the all natural look:



Of course, there's always the mother-in-law FaceCap:



Whatever you get for your girl, just remember: Nothing says "I love you" like stapling a rubber FaceCap to your sweetheart's ugly mug!

Special thanks to SpiritHalloween and their webmaster for allowing me to link to their images without permission.







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