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The perfect presidential candidate!

Day 864, 07:33 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Leejooh

Judging by the overly large amount of spam hitting my virtual porch, filling up all corners of my mailbox and finding its way in between my virtual dog's teeth -after having changed the mailman around the block a couple of times-, the presidential elections seem to be on the horizon once more.

Reading all these manifesto's, sigting through all the yada-yada, discarding those screamy yelling bits, eating the occasional blueberry trifle, I have concluded that -yet again- it is all the same horse manure like the last time. A few new subjects have come up, like V2, but no real plans are being presented.
Only one manifesto actually presented a clear vision of the near future and a plan for how to make the eUK a better and stronger nation on all fronts: JB's three-piece presidential manifesto.

And as I know JB he has got it all worked out into the tiniest of details.
But not only does JB have a sound plan, he is also very organised and intelligent; JB can get things done.
All this makes him the perfect president: not only does he know what to do, he also makes sure it will be done!

No false promises or vague ideas. Crystal clear and steadfast are words assosiated with JB. Traits we all look for in a president, traits JB has!

So for a better eBritain for all, vote JB for president!

To use our bald friend Patrick Stewart's words: JB can "make it so!"