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The Nitrogen footprint

Day 6,025, 05:25 • Published in USA USA

• by Alphabethis

As you might know, Nitrogen is a severe contributor to global warming. You breath Nitrogen in and you breath Nitrogen out, so contributing to global warming. If you don't believe me, just use a mirror and you'll see the mist in the mirror when you breath into it.

I propose Plato to charge everyone a new tax, the Zero Nitrogen Goal Tax so, if you really have some industries you have to buy more gold just to keep them. Good idea, isn't it?

Remember save the planet, give money to those richer and more corrupt than you.

Comments

Zoran I Makedonski Day 6,025, 05:37

VOTE 🙂

Trite of the northern Penguins Day 6,025, 07:02

Yes, charge those greedy bass turds more …

The more you have the more you have to pay to play, but call it the anti-gnilraps scam scheme tax

Turnbeutel Day 6,025, 22:08

Yeah Gnilraps. I think k he’s responsible for the global warming

TheNorm Day 6,026, 00:33

gnilraps is horrible human , game and irl.. just ask his wife he beat because she got mad at him after he was caught lying again, hes a compulsive liar.. like legit, no bs

Mister Y Day 6,025, 09:13

I think the mist in the mirror is the vapor of the water, not the nitrogen (ok, no sense of humor here, you know...)

PimpDollaz Day 6,025, 19:55

Global warming is a serious problem. If you really care about it, you could try not breathing

Trite of the northern Penguins Day 6,026, 03:25

now does that not breathing, work for you? 🫥

PimpDollaz Day 6,026, 11:03

Well I can still function at a much higher level than you can, so

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