The News is.....in? (Endorsement Article)

Day 5,266, 14:22 Published in Canada Spain by thisidisnttaken

The news is....in?

People all around the globe are endorsing works from their favourite newspapers. Reporters are getting, as Billy Joel would put it, proverbial bread put in their proverbial jars. Never before have we been able to afford a single room apartment and eat in the same month until today! Yippie! Yippie Ki! Yippie Ki Yeah!

Wait, we're just going to use this endorsement money to endorse another article? I already bought food, are you telling me I won't be able to make rent?

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