The Most Glorious Presidency/Dictatorship in eIrish History!
Day 1,931, 16:44
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by The Irish William Wallace
On February 6th, 2013...marked a new age for eIreland as the country united and elected Fuhrer MikeBane into office. Through his supreme leadership he successfully accomplished things beyond his capabilities and remains the greatest dictator eIreland's ever seen!
This month our wonderful MoFAs (later MoFA) moomoohead and Brian Boru did an exceptional job informing me of international affairs, while I was out busy playing golf.
At the beginning I knew I had a Stalin in our midst, so after this Stalin killed the original revolutionary vanguard party I declared the Committee to be discontinued. The Great Democratic Experiment was flawed from the beginning, but the experiment itself was not flawed. Had we known that one Committee Member was a Stalin, perhaps this month could have been glorious. But hail! For I have redeemed eIreland's greatness once I claimed dictatorship over eIreland!
And I enjoyed many blunts in the process
We signed a few MPP's with Australia, Iran, and Colombia! Our South American comrades in Colombia and Argentina needed our help in fending off the dirty Brazilian capitalist scum! Some of these MPP's were opposed by the right-wing forces, but they have been supressed and will no longer present to be a significant problem in eIreland. Viva la eIrish Left! Viva la Fuhrer MikeBane!
Another thing I successfully accomplished this term was declaring New World peace! I gathered all the New World's Presidents, Czars, Pharaohs, Dictators, Commandantes, Kings, Queens, Alien Overlords, and Gods in a One World United Conference which I administered myself.
In conclusion, it was that the State of eIreland now rules the whole New World. Every party acting against this will be known as rebels. Any who opposes Banism will now be detained and spend the rest of their e-life in the eGulags. Viva la eIreland! Hail Fuhrer MikeBane!
Our financial situation improved greatly from last month as our economic genius and Minister of Finance, Appleman, has worked diligently to improve the well being of the common worker. We hope Comrade Appleman will be able to continue his great work next month so that we may one day see eIreland prosperous again! Hail eIreland! Hail Fuhrer MikeBane!
Through the choice of my own, I am willingly handing down the Executive powers to the candidate who is worthy of such great power. May the spirit of socialism gleam inside he who is strong enough to wield its great power. The mighty will of the people will lead us to our salvation!
My dear comrades of eIreland, though the Left has been under division and no matter who is 'right' in all this, it's never going to end. The first half went by swimmingly, we got a lot of work done. It is my great apologies for the last few weeks of this administration. The 'experiment' was flawed from the beginning.
I successfully merged the old Labour lads into the new and improved Labour Party! Although some greedy social democratic (AKA pseuo-socialists) claim they are the leaders of the glorious Party, do not be fooled. I am forever your Glorious Leader. Hail Global Labour! Hail Chairman Bane!
My girlfriend on the right
Please present yourselves one by one to show your appreciation for my service as your Overlord in February.
GLOBAL LABOUR ABÚ
ILP ABÚ
EIRE ABÚ
Sincerely Eire's,
Fuhrer MikeBane
This month our wonderful MoFAs (later MoFA) moomoohead and Brian Boru did an exceptional job informing me of international affairs, while I was out busy playing golf.
At the beginning I knew I had a Stalin in our midst, so after this Stalin killed the original revolutionary vanguard party I declared the Committee to be discontinued. The Great Democratic Experiment was flawed from the beginning, but the experiment itself was not flawed. Had we known that one Committee Member was a Stalin, perhaps this month could have been glorious. But hail! For I have redeemed eIreland's greatness once I claimed dictatorship over eIreland!
And I enjoyed many blunts in the process
We signed a few MPP's with Australia, Iran, and Colombia! Our South American comrades in Colombia and Argentina needed our help in fending off the dirty Brazilian capitalist scum! Some of these MPP's were opposed by the right-wing forces, but they have been supressed and will no longer present to be a significant problem in eIreland. Viva la eIrish Left! Viva la Fuhrer MikeBane!
Another thing I successfully accomplished this term was declaring New World peace! I gathered all the New World's Presidents, Czars, Pharaohs, Dictators, Commandantes, Kings, Queens, Alien Overlords, and Gods in a One World United Conference which I administered myself.
In conclusion, it was that the State of eIreland now rules the whole New World. Every party acting against this will be known as rebels. Any who opposes Banism will now be detained and spend the rest of their e-life in the eGulags. Viva la eIreland! Hail Fuhrer MikeBane!
Our financial situation improved greatly from last month as our economic genius and Minister of Finance, Appleman, has worked diligently to improve the well being of the common worker. We hope Comrade Appleman will be able to continue his great work next month so that we may one day see eIreland prosperous again! Hail eIreland! Hail Fuhrer MikeBane!
Through the choice of my own, I am willingly handing down the Executive powers to the candidate who is worthy of such great power. May the spirit of socialism gleam inside he who is strong enough to wield its great power. The mighty will of the people will lead us to our salvation!
My dear comrades of eIreland, though the Left has been under division and no matter who is 'right' in all this, it's never going to end. The first half went by swimmingly, we got a lot of work done. It is my great apologies for the last few weeks of this administration. The 'experiment' was flawed from the beginning.
I successfully merged the old Labour lads into the new and improved Labour Party! Although some greedy social democratic (AKA pseuo-socialists) claim they are the leaders of the glorious Party, do not be fooled. I am forever your Glorious Leader. Hail Global Labour! Hail Chairman Bane!
My girlfriend on the right
Please present yourselves one by one to show your appreciation for my service as your Overlord in February.
GLOBAL LABOUR ABÚ
ILP ABÚ
EIRE ABÚ
Sincerely Eire's,
Fuhrer MikeBane
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is this supposed to be ironic.....
Mike just trolled himself.
Fair enough.
Sad fact is with commitee or as dictator he did nothing.....
Not Cydp but mike is what made ILP leadership look retarded.....unlike Cydp we all know mike only cared about CP medal.
Fact is Orcs voted and shouted for him during last elections
Fact that today mike shouted an article made by Orcs and thereover making their takeover legal.
I told you ILP....but you just wont listen.
Back in your box alter boy
Back on your knees and repent you wretched boy..
My soul is clean, I have nothing to repent for my friend.
Buy me a Death Star, Emperor
Another failed ILP president. At least he admits it though.
Please sell me your rose colored glasses, Mike. They seem to work wonderfully.
Of all the articles you've ever written, I enjoyed this one the most.
o/
And the golf might have been in my top ten lolz on here.
"he successfully accomplished things beyond his capabilities"
is my favoutite excerpt
who farted?
sorry!
lol
THANKS FOR THE MENTION!
You done too much job to be mentioned!
T__T Didn't mean to forget, your help was much appreciated!!
Bane, your girl is that foxy looking redhead on the right? LOlzzzz
Love the article!
o7
Greatest dictator this country has seen?
You smoking crack thats my title and always will be, from day 1 you were afraid to show any authority and instead said its a CP Committee. You cant be a dictator when your afraid to flex your muscle.
To the eGulags you go!
lol I invent them here, were do you think I sent Gonzo and that Turkish player who was bitching about me when I was CP second time round.
Is Mikes girlfriend on the far right of the picture? the one with the red hair
xD