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The Military gets drunk

Day 1,181, 20:37 • Published in USA USA

• by Dougie Flare

Everything that you have heard is true.
We suck in every way.

Comments

BenderBot Day 1,181, 20:47

lolwut?

Paladin Sutera Day 1,181, 20:48

I don't know if I should vote or not...

Syrup Day 1,181, 20:55

Freaking lol

Dougie Flare Day 1,181, 20:55

Pelvic thrust

unknown1829 Day 1,181, 21:14

lulz. if only the military orgvoted. ultimate troll.

Satya Yuga Day 1,181, 21:37

roflmao! Voted!

Army 4th Division QMG Day 1,181, 21:40

"lulz. if only the military orgvoted. ultimate troll. "

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George Armstrong Custer Day 1,181, 21:55

sarcasm..
oh, Earth humor! ork! ork! ork!

Blank Keating Day 1,181, 21:57

jajaja, biers!

Morrigan Alexandros Day 1,181, 21:58

I would like some tequila por favor!

Heero Blaze Day 1,181, 22:09

Our secret is out!

Firo Prochainezo Day 1,181, 22:10

I would like to inform the general public that the military, in fact, takes sizable portions of the monthly tanking funds to run and maintain our alcohol communes.

The barley market is expensive, you see.

Chucky Norris Day 1,181, 22:14

Where do I sign up?

TC Logistics 2nd Division Day 1,181, 22:15

Did someone say org votes?

TC Logistics 1st Division Day 1,181, 22:17

Yah, I think someone did say org votes!

Dimension Day 1,181, 22:21

I'm so glad that the military can take constructive criticism so well.

When all else fails, troll, amirite?

Also, the fact that the actual official QM orgs are voting and commenting is sad.

The Storage Shed Day 1,181, 22:21

This is totally not a military-subsidized organization. It also did not vote, subscribe, or otherwise participate in this article.

One of those statements is false.

Thedillpickl Day 1,181, 22:34

~ snickers ~
~ tip toes ~
...
~ sneaks bottle of bourbon
out of TC QM's quonset hut ~

Synesi Day 1,181, 22:35

Aww come on Dimension, you apparently do not like fun. Maybe that is where you went wrong (Insert smiley here)

Morrigan Alexandros Day 1,181, 22:41

TC orgs are used to buy cake and tequila! Woohoooooo!!!

TemujinBC Day 1,181, 23:55

Hail US Military!

Bishop M Day 1,182, 00:04

Who else is drunk?

Joshua C Allen Day 1,182, 00:12

HOT

Skylancer Day 1,182, 00:15

Booze? where?

Jovan Tekelija Day 1,182, 01:57

hahahahha

NXNW Day 1,182, 03:23

Someone said booze and I awoke from RL slumber--or maybe it was the sound of my pager going off. 🙂

Krixuz Day 1,182, 03:41

Let's get the Vodka in mother Russia

Zheng He Day 1,182, 04:38

NXNW gave me my first beer.

funky_ribar Day 1,182, 07:15

It's never to early. but heineken? heineken is like making love on a boat.. both are too fckn close to water..I drink only napalm : D

vote anyway : D

Anyonymous Day 1,182, 10:21

lol'd

Noablule Day 1,182, 12:17

That's why we fight the countries we fight, right?
You don't think the land swap with eMexico is just
for the rubber & NE do you? IT'S ABOUT THE TEQUILA!