The Match Begins
Woxan
More SCANDALOUS than Scrabman in Baja!
AMERICA, tonight our military begins the assault on red base(otherwise known as Phoenix occupied South Africa) in conjunction with our friends from down under. Here's the picture I want to paint for you: America is a Sniper. We're shooting out bullets for headshots like a freaking chain gun. The US military represents these bullets. Now, this is where it gets deep. Australia is the Soldier class, romping and stomping into action with a mothersexing(I replaced one syllable) rocket launcher, a shotty, shovel, swagger, and a whole lot of attitude. Like, radical dude. Why the personality switch? Because we're bro like that.
You see, South Africa is like 2fort: we have the snipers on one side head shotting anything that gets too close to their base, but you can't storm red base with just snipers. Tonight we will begin our assault to capture the first red intelligence. God speed Blu Team. o7
At the time of this reading, if you live in the eUnited States, and your region of residence does not say Karnataka, USA, you're doing it wrong. For those who are, awesome. Know this: Karnataka is our only High Iron region, and every citizen that lives there makes it more expensive to attack and more expensive to tank down by our enemies. The Interior Department has launched a new program to encourage movement to Karnataka: want to make gold making American stronger? Move a friend. If you move the most citizens to Karnataka and show proof of movement (donation log+screenshot), you stand to be reimbursed on ticket costs and win 20 gold. Every citizen should attempt to move at least one friend into Karnataka. Here is the contest submission form. Do it. Do it nao.
Also, if you're wondering why we've been returning regions to China, it's because they let us have them for region swaps, and now we're giving them back. It's harder to do damage drains on us and China gets her beautiful regions back: win-win.
Also this article rocks, just sayin'
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This article rocks!
oh wow mr president 😃
Cool stuff
DO IT!
I love you Woxan
Woxan 😃
awesome article
I prefer playing heavy, or scouts
also I assume we are a badass sniper that doesn't get back stabbed every 5mins
Do it. Liberate Southern Bassarabia from Romanian imperialism. Link fail by the way
DO IT DO IT DO IT
Woxan FTW
this could be fun
Good catch Zoli, they opened that up a split second before.
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FREE eSA
hahaha you have been zolied 😃DDD
wkwkwkwkwk
The US Army brings it with HEAT!
Everyone always wants to be the sniper.
Americans DO IT better... in KARNATAKA!
lets do it
RED SPY'S IN THE BASE
w00t!
The Flying Unicorn Squadron, Stands Ready to Honor on Moving Ticket Requests by Legitimate eUSA Citizens to Karnataka!
For those Level 10 or Under, please go into the In-Game Chat Room and the USA FUS will honor your Moving Ticket Requests!
Move yourself and friends to Karnataka!
<O
Din astea faci tu zoli? 🙂
1) Free South Africa!
2) Move to Karnataka! (I particularly recommend the shrimp Goa-style, with the Portuguese seasoning).
OUR SPY IS INFILTRATING THE RED BASE!
-400k in less than 15 mins not too shaby eUS. <O
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Blue spai is EPIC
It's rly awesome how you're keeping us all informed O7
o7
Engineer FTW
Free eSouth Africa!
All your base are belong to [blue spy].
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yes, sir!
All your base are belong to Blue Spy.
Erepublik needed more lulz 😛
Knew you'd make an amusing POTUS, love the TF2 references.
Go Australia!
waw.....
awesome.....
voted...
I've never seen a wall come down that fast before 🙂.
Erecting a turret. Beeotch.
Oh and... "The President of Brazil has retreated from the battlefield."
Wheres the medic when you need him to infect the opposing force (I.e. Indonesia) and treat the wounded.
the last time a superpower tries to move everyone to karnataka - it retreated from the battle after 2 hrs.
yup yup 😃
as we say at home YEEHAW, bring the pain, boss,unleash the lighting
nice article nice ..pic..voted..🙂
DO IT TO IT!
god bless woxan
I'm doing it right.
Why dont we just attack them they only have like 53 citizens theree 🙂
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